write something nonsensical, surreal, silly. (3)

[brinny]

("...wise choice..." went the goblin wondering whether, the fact that the persona was a mask of the alter-ego behind it, meant that brinny had just said that she was a brinny again, adding "...so a brinny it is then, a brinny nurtured upon forumland here...")

hahaaaaa no.....she was already in existence before i ever set foot in forumland....

yeah, we live simultaneously through each other.....

 

[fleamailman]

("...well that was over rather quickly..." laughed the goblin whose ban came not unexpectedly, adding "...guess one has to reach beyond one's grasp each time, where I'll never stop doing landings, just wish me luck on my next one then...", in fact, the goblin would lie low awhile then try his luck elsewhere, after all he would never have found those forums that had now accepted him today if he had first landed upon them, sighing "...if it was ever easy wouldn't do it...")

 

[brinny]

...aah, yes i remember you vaguely mentionin' why you landed here a whilst ago.....

 

[Trailltrader]

Do I believe in revolution? Not too often the old Communist Lenin got it right but in this case he hit the 4" bullseye at 1000 yards with a cold barrel the first shot- he was right on the money.


Sometimes, a revolution is good for a nation. We're SUPPOSED to have a revolution here in the United States at the voting booth every 2 years for the House of Representatives, every 4 years for the White House, and every 6 years for the Senate.


Instead we have a Chancellor instead of a president; the Senate has pretty much been dismissed- the regional governors have taken over and will directly report to the Emperor in the White House. To enforce this new dark age the Emperor has Darth Holder to enforce the laws...





The Fifth of November
Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
Guy Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the King and Parliament
All up alive.
Threescore barrels, laid below,
To prove old England's overthrow.
But, by God's providence, him they catch,
With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
A stick and a stake
For King James's sake!
If you won't give me one,
I'll take two,
The better for me,
And the worse for you.
A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
A penn'orth of cheese to choke him,
A pint of beer to wash it down,
And a jolly good fire to burn him.
Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!

 

[brinny]

there's another Revolution worth mentioning.....

by the way...i've got that on DVD....

 

[Trailltrader]

And what is this other revolution worth mentioning, Brinny? Against the dark Lord? That should be going on all the time as a lifestyle!

 

[fleamailman]

"...well if it happens it won't be the populous I guess, no it'll be the military who usher in the change then, where perhaps the military purge last year was a subtle warning towards them to keep out of politics..." ventured the goblin, only putting himself in their shoes at this point, adding "...no, no proof then, but if you were a sham government aware that not everyone is happy about the way things are going, aware too, that one can no longer spend one's way out of this, then what choice has one but to either refocus their anger away from oneself to some common enemy resulting in a proxy war, or stick it out making sure that the only ones who can protect one are firmly under one's control here, which turns out to be the military in either case...", just perhaps too, this then was what one was meant to witness to here, and if so, for here was a lesson that the goblin would take beyond his grave he knew, adding "...hold firm in your faith here, because nothing happens till everything happens, and nothing's over till all is over, for quietly comes the storm...", while outside the cloudy day seemed much like any other though, perhaps the goblin's imagination was only getting the better of him, yet all along he could hear the witches of macbeth repeating that one line, like some mantra in the background over and over, the line that went when the hurlyburly done when the battle's lost or won, and now the air seemed heavy with a damp sense of arrival too, so much so, that whatever the media reported was drowned out for the sound of those witches within repeating the mantra

 

[brinny]

And what is this other revolution worth mentioning, Brinny? Against the dark Lord? That should be going on all the time as a lifestyle!

Well it's starin' ya' in the face, amigo.....it's shouting from the annals of history....because we must never, ever forget, ever

 

[brinny]

"...well if it happens it won't be the people, no it'll be the military that ushers in the change then, where the military purge this last year was a subtle warning to them to stay out of things..." ventured the goblin, only putting himself in their shoes now, adding "...yes I have no proof but if you were a sham government aware that not everyone is happy at this point, aware too, that one can't spend one's way out of this, then what choice has one but to either refocus the anger away from oneself in some common enemy resulting in a proxy war, or stick it out making sure that the only ones who can protect one are firmly under one's control here, the military in either case though...", in fact, if this was what one was meant to witness then the goblin who take this lesson to heart now, adding "...be careful, because nothing happens till everything happens, and then they don't settle till it's truly over...", simply the witches in mcbeth were repeating ever so quietly the line in the goblin's ear when the hurlyburly done when the battle's lost or won

foreboding, isn't it?

 

[fleamailman]

repost from elsewhere

It saddens me when couples have babies knowing that I will never give xxxxx a brother or sister because of my split with his dad, But (as you know) I have such a busy and exciting little life with my little guy that another baby would change everything ... But still ... It weighs my heart down ...

"...well yes, often when someone remarries it's much like that maxim that goes that previous children become step children, where it isn't intentional on the part of the parents I know, yet their love is rarely equal between the child and step child, so perhaps no other sibling is still better than that the whole insecurity of it..." mentioned the goblin who didn't speak from idle conjecture here, adding "...no I learned much from that experience myself, just it isn't fair is it, and I certainly wouldn't wish that unfairness upon any child ever again..."

 

[Trailltrader]

repost from elsewhere

"...well yes, often when someone remarries it's much like that maxim that goes that previous children become step children, where it isn't intentional on the part of the parents I know, yet their love is rarely equal between the child and step child, so perhaps no other sibling is still better than that the whole insecurity of it..." mentioned the goblin who didn't speak from idle conjecture here, adding "...no I learned much from that experience myself, just it isn't fair is it, and I certainly wouldn't wish that unfairness upon any child ever again..."

My opinions on having children is unless they're raised by Mary Poppins or Annie McPhee you have to treat each one separately. If you do it right the kid won't clue in until around the 7th grade when you want to kill them anyway.

I couldn't even get born right; DNA test's shows my daughter isn't.

The daughter was born with all sorts of internal birth defects- I hope that chews up my first wifes guts. (she's a demon- if she was human it'd be a conscious right?)

My biological mother has been married 5 times; each time she had one child. I was the oldest male child- I have a half sister who is exactly (same hour/day) 2 years older than I am. I was adopted out to the Village Idiots- an Aunt who was 100% illiterate, an Uncle who meant well but was brain damaged from the US Navy. The sister after me died 12 hours after birth- lucky girl! The next sister born- Sonya- last I heard some 25 years ago was prostituting herself on Hollywood and Vine in Hollywood hoping to be discovered as an "actress". The last boy, Rawlin was the "baby boy".

5 years, 3 months ago my biological mother kept coming over from October, 2009 through December and would pick a fight just to be an ass. Finally after putting up with this stuff somewhere between 3 to 6 times I picked up the phone and said "WE'RE DONE- GET OUT! IF YOU DON'T LEAVE NOW, I'LL HAVE THE SHERIFF THROW YOU OUT" Then to make sure I torched all the bridges to my "family" I wrote letters to each of them describing what I thought about them.

That cured the drama; if I want drama I have Dr. Phil/Judge Judy/daytime TV.

So like Ben Franklin- I can love humanity, but when it comes to loving on a personal basis I have encouraged young men to put their seed into cyro-storage and then date and not tell the young lady he's shooting "blanks". That way when she says "WE'RE HAVING A BABY!" He can say "Oh really? Do you know who the father is?"

Enclosed- a response from a very classy, yet angry wife

 

[fleamailman]

("...seems to be such a recurrent theme in one's life this "pain to open the eyes" lark..." mentioned the goblin thanking the old soldier for his company here, adding "...just that every time I take my eyes off the ball thinking that it's all ok now, that's when yet another angel turns up to grapple with, so am I glad that I had angels to date, they're ghosts still haunt for sure, yes I'm thankful, but I wasn't at the time then, nor when they won neither, and especially not when I lost through my own dumb choice, ah yes, I mean who doesn't wish they could have done it differently today, so it's funny what one is meant to take to heaven afterwards, and an odd training ground this place has turned out to be too...")

 

[Trailltrader]

*Slobbers and slathers "Calomine lotion" all over his body* The Keeping up with the Kardashian crotchfruit's were on the "Today" show and the wife forced me to watch part of it. I'm highly allergic to stupid and they make me break out in a really bad case of the hives- hence the "Calomine" lotion.

*Tamps his pipe and takes a draw on the whiskey* I'm pretty sure you wern't dating angels but demons in disguise- and I can prove it.

*Sneezes repeatedly and violently covering the keyboard and screen with spray* Darn Kardashians anyway **keeps hoping the sneezing will stop soon**

FINALLY! And I should start drinking spiced rum and pepsi- as it's my choice of drink"

ANYHOW- back to angels. Open your bible- look at the description of "Angels". Please observe the following: 1)They are always male- their names clue you in to their sex. 2)Human females find them desirable as sex mates (the reason for the flood with Noah- how timely this topic would show up with the new movie coming out)
3)They are always sent by G-d on a very specific mission to accomplish. Might be something as simple as delivering a message ("For this day a Savior has been born in the City of David" the Angels sang) or violence (An Angel sent by the Lord G-d to kill Moses because he hadn't circumsized his boys- which his first wife got angry and threw the foreskin/liberal brains at Moses and said "You have made me a bloody wife")

"On the other hand" taking a sip after adding more water to the whiskey and taking a few bites of Alfredo "The empirical evidence that you have dated demons does exist"
Pausing to collect his thoughts "Consider if you will that all demons are taught by satan to emulate good to make it difficult to distinguish between Angels and demons? Consider the attraction that men have to curves- its not the size of a woman's breasts, nor her thighs, but it's simply curves according to scientists- and the more curves apparently the more subconscious desire it is to mate with them. Throw in some testosterone for flavoring, some pretty smelling perfume, wood ash and grease to make mascara (Thats how "Mabaline" the company was started- the CEO saw his sister Mable getting ready to date and she needed to make her eyes more alluring- so he took the lampblack from kerosene lamps, mixed it with vaseline- viola!)

Satan would know this- somewhere between 7,000 and 15,000 years he was bound to learn a thing or two. And he's got an army of roughly 1/3rd of the "Host of Heaven"- and they all would have crossed trained like soldiers as a group mentality.

So I believe you encountered demons. Of course being married 3 times and observing my biological mother may have influenced my opinion a tad bit!!

 

[brinny]

("...seems to be such a recurrent theme in one's life this "pain to open the eyes" lark..." mentioned the goblin thanking the old soldier for his company here, adding "...just that every time I take my eyes off the ball thinking that it's all ok now, that's when yet another angel turns up to grapple with, so am I glad that I had angels to date, they're ghosts still haunt for sure, yes I'm thankful, but I wasn't at the time then, nor when they won neither, and especially not when I lost through my own dumb choice, ah yes, I mean who doesn't wish they could have done it differently today, so it's funny what one is meant to take to heaven afterwards, and an odd training ground this place has turned out to be too...")

yer soundin' a bit like Jacob my friend.......

 

[brinny]

*Slobbers and slathers "Calomine lotion" all over his body* The Keeping up with the Kardashian crotchfruit's were on the "Today" show and the wife forced me to watch part of it. I'm highly allergic to stupid and they make me break out in a really bad case of the hives- hence the "Calomine" lotion.

*Tamps his pipe and takes a draw on the whiskey* I'm pretty sure you wern't dating angels but demons in disguise- and I can prove it.

*Sneezes repeatedly and violently covering the keyboard and screen with spray* Darn Kardashians anyway **keeps hoping the sneezing will stop soon**

FINALLY! And I should start drinking spiced rum and pepsi- as it's my choice of drink"

ANYHOW- back to angels. Open your bible- look at the description of "Angels". Please observe the following: 1)They are always male- their names clue you in to their sex. 2)Human females find them desirable as sex mates (the reason for the flood with Noah- how timely this topic would show up with the new movie coming out)
3)They are always sent by G-d on a very specific mission to accomplish. Might be something as simple as delivering a message ("For this day a Savior has been born in the City of David" the Angels sang) or violence (An Angel sent by the Lord G-d to kill Moses because he hadn't circumsized his boys- which his first wife got angry and threw the foreskin/liberal brains at Moses and said "You have made me a bloody wife")

"On the other hand" taking a sip after adding more water to the whiskey and taking a few bites of Alfredo "The empirical evidence that you have dated demons does exist"
Pausing to collect his thoughts "Consider if you will that all demons are taught by satan to emulate good to make it difficult to distinguish between Angels and demons? Consider the attraction that men have to curves- its not the size of a woman's breasts, nor her thighs, but it's simply curves according to scientists- and the more curves apparently the more subconscious desire it is to mate with them. Throw in some testosterone for flavoring, some pretty smelling perfume, wood ash and grease to make mascara (Thats how "Mabaline" the company was started- the CEO saw his sister Mable getting ready to date and she needed to make her eyes more alluring- so he took the lampblack from kerosene lamps, mixed it with vaseline- viola!)

Satan would know this- somewhere between 7,000 and 15,000 years he was bound to learn a thing or two. And he's got an army of roughly 1/3rd of the "Host of Heaven"- and they all would have crossed trained like soldiers as a group mentality.

So I believe you encountered demons. Of course being married 3 times and observing my biological mother may have influenced my opinion a tad bit!!

Kardashian's?

 

[Trailltrader]

*Draws on his pipe full of Captain Blacks Apple Tobacco* Yes Ms Brinny there are several things in life which will result in immediate violence. A drunk guy urinating into the gas tank of a Lamborghini by the owner. Being a guy caught in the bed of a married woman by the husband- "If you seduce a married woman, no amount of gifts will make her husband satisfied"- quoted from Proverbs.

But said with all mock seriousness: "I cannot tell which would result in more violent intensity per cubic inch- feeding your pet hamster thats eating a cookie raw onions and garlic, or meeting the Kardashians in my case. To this this "reality star" wanted her own star on Hollywood's walk of fame?"

Pausing, considered his words and types them anyway "I'm sure I'd do some minor jail time with a fine for taking a leak on it and thereby becoming a urban hero!!"

 

[brinny]

they are a tragic trio when ya' really think about it......

 

[Trailltrader]

Q: what is the tragic trio? I'm sorry Brinny- my blood sugar's all over the place and I'm having a difficult time thinking- clearly or otherwise.

 

[brinny]

Kanye, Kim and their daughter.

 

[Trailltrader]

Ah, I see Brinny! The 3 Stooges of the Apocalypse, eh?