Why worry about global warming?

[MrGoodBytes]

We appreciate the effort, but your trolling still leaves a lot to be desired. Don't go all-out crazy with your first few posts, let the madness build up slowly over time. Don't start new threads for your the first 100ish posts. It's better to begin by participating in other people's threads, ideally those of respected and well-known users. Go slowly at first, watch people's reactions. You want to elicit the "Um, no, that's actually wrong" type of answers rather than the "o m g i cannot believe how stupid you are, you nutcase of a christian" type.

Best of luck!

 

[serenity2517]

You may be a <staff edit> atheist but your here for a reason. Deep down you want God's light to shine into your heart.

 

[MrGoodBytes]

You may be a <staff edit> atheist but your here for a reason. Deep down you want God's light to shine into your heart.

QED

 

[serenity2517]

What is QED?

 

[MrGoodBytes]

Quod erat demonstrandum. "Which was to be demonstrated".

 

[serenity2517]

You make no sense

 

[Thistlethorn]

You may be a <staff edit> atheist but your here for a reason. Deep down you want God's light to shine into your heart.

Would certainly be neat. Very much doubt it'll happen though. The lack of evidence for the God hypothesis indicates strongly that he doesn't exist.

 

[serenity2517]

The evidence is all around. How did you get here?

 

[[serious]]

The evidence is all around. How did you get here?

I walked.

 

[LifeToTheFullest!]

The first century christians also thought Jesus was coming back. They sold all earthly posessions and preached the gospel message. A few decades go by before they realize that he wasn't coming back as soon as they thought, so they scramble to write accounts (gospels) of Jesus' teachings.

So, here we are, two thousand years later, and no second coming. What makes you so sure it's gonna happen now/soon. I think you read the "Left Behind" series, and you've convinced yourself. Am I right?

 

[Thistlethorn]

The evidence is all around. How did you get here?

My parents made me. Chemical reactions took place, making cells from my father and my mother attach together and start mitosis. As the cells multiplied, a multicellular being emerged - me.

 

[serenity2517]

LOL Thisslehorn, if your parents made you, their parents made them and so on... but who made the first people? You're able to think of this rite?

 

[serenity2517]

I'm surprised there's so many atheists on here. You guys shouldn't speak so openly against God, this web page is HIS territory.

 

[Freodin]

A simple question, serenity: what have you had for breakfast?

 

[serenity2517]

What? HAHA I had oatmeal!

 

[Freodin]

What? HAHA I had oatmeal!

Now consider: why did you have breakfast at all?

 

[serenity2517]

'cause I need food to live, duh

 

[Cabal]

I walked.

No, you logged on, you silly cat.

 

[Cabal]

I'm surprised there's so many atheists on here. You guys shouldn't speak so openly against God, this web page is HIS territory.

I'm surprised that given that this web page is HIS territory that there are so many atheists on here.

Hooo, boy, it's gonna be a long thread....

 

[Freodin]

'cause I need food to live, duh

Don´t you believe that God would keep you alive? Don´t you believe that the loving God you talk about would care for you, even if you didn´t eat?

You don´t need to answer: these were rethorical questions. Obviously, you don´t believe that.

You eat, because you know that you need food to live. And in the same way you need shelter and rest. So you keep a home and sleep each night.

And in exactly the same way you need an athmosphere to breathe and a planet where the climate makes it possible for you to live.

It does not matter if you believe in the rapture or not. It does not matter if the rapture comes tomorrow, in 2000 years or never. What matters is: it is not here NOW... and now you need your food and your sleep and your air.

It is your - our! - responsibility to keep this planet in the shape so that the next potential generations can do the same... and keep on believing in the rapture, if you want that.