Why having cats is better than having children

[bubblegirl23]

Subject: Why having cats is better than having children

* Cats can not lie.

* Cats don't pester you about having another kid.

* You don't need to get extra phone lines for a cat.

* Cats never resist nap time.

* It doesn't take 45 minutes to get a cat ready to go outside in the winter.

* Cats don't eat candy, cakes, and cookies.

* Cats are housebroken by the time they are 12-weeks-old.

* Average cost of sending a cat to school: $42... Average cost of sending a
kid: $103,000.

* Your cat is not embarrassed when you sing in public.

* If your cat is a bad seed, your genes cannot be blamed.

 

[Wolflily]

Oh, I don't know! I'd trade a few years' worth of dirty diapers for a 15+ years' worth of that DISGUSTING litter box any day!!

 

[reformedchristian]

hehehe that was cute,,,

 

[pgp_protector]

Oh, I don't know! I'd trade a few years' worth of dirty diapers for a 15+ years' worth of that DISGUSTING litter box any day!!

Then Train it for this

Spoiler: Cat Using Toliet

Spoiler: Are You Shure ?

Spoiler: I've warned you

 

[Bluelighted]

My litterbox is not disgusting...it depends on how you take care of it.

 

[bubblegirl23]

Being allergic to cat litter I use water. Get a lasagne tray, put holes in the bottom and put it upside down in the cat tray. The cat will stand on this to pee or poop and the liquid goes through the holes into the cat tray. When they're done rinse with water ready for the next use. Poops are picked up with a scoop. My cat used to detest using her tray because of the smell but now is happy. There's no smell!

BG

 

[PACSUN]

Woah! There is kitty school!?! Tell me more!!!

 

[fieldmouse3]

 

[Amy]

I'd rather have cats than kids, no question about it. I just hope God doesn't want me to have kids, cause then I'm in trouble...