The date is March 24, 2005 in a college lab.
Creationist: Joe, what would you do if a T-Rex fossil was discovered with human remains in its belly?
Evolutionist: Ridiculous. That will never happen.
Creationist: We will see. But what if a T-Rex was discovered with soft tissue in its bones along with very visible red blood cells?
Evolutionist: That would be equally ridiculous. Science has determined by observation that such tissue could not last even a million yrs much less the 65-70 million yr period since the dinosaurs became extinct.
Creationist: Why?
Evolutionist: Because, 'normally when an animal dies, worms and bugs will quickly eat up anything that is soft. Then, as the remaining bone material gets buried deeper and deeper in the mud, it gets heated, crushed and replaced by minerals - it is turned to stone.' *
Creationist: I see. You better turn on the news. You're in for a surprise.
Evolutionist: Sure, whatever. But I don't think such tissue would last even 20,000 yrs.
Viddler.com - "Fresh" Dinosaur Soft Tissues - Uploaded by Seanpit
Creationist: So why was this such a shocker to the evolutionist world, Joe?
Evolutionist: Amazing, who would ever have thought that was possible?
Creationist: It goes directly against 'observable science' as you stated, right? You were pretty certain about that, Joe.
Evolutionist: So we were wrong about that.
Creationist: Wrong about the tissue endurance or wrong about evolution theory to begin with?
Evolutionist: Are you out of your mind? Evolution is a fact!
Creationist: Right. Excuse me. I'm headed for the football field.
Evolutionist: Why?
Creationist: I am going to move the goalposts on the field.
Evolutionist: What are you talking about?
Creationist: I am going to move the goalposts so that our team can score touchdowns easier and we will win the game tomorrow.
Evolutionist: Are you nuts? You can't move the goalposts!
Creationists: Why not? You just did.
*BBC News March 24, 2005
Creationist: Joe, what would you do if a T-Rex fossil was discovered with human remains in its belly?
Evolutionist: Ridiculous. That will never happen.
Creationist: We will see. But what if a T-Rex was discovered with soft tissue in its bones along with very visible red blood cells?
Evolutionist: That would be equally ridiculous. Science has determined by observation that such tissue could not last even a million yrs much less the 65-70 million yr period since the dinosaurs became extinct.
Creationist: Why?
Evolutionist: Because, 'normally when an animal dies, worms and bugs will quickly eat up anything that is soft. Then, as the remaining bone material gets buried deeper and deeper in the mud, it gets heated, crushed and replaced by minerals - it is turned to stone.' *
Creationist: I see. You better turn on the news. You're in for a surprise.
Evolutionist: Sure, whatever. But I don't think such tissue would last even 20,000 yrs.
Viddler.com - "Fresh" Dinosaur Soft Tissues - Uploaded by Seanpit
Creationist: So why was this such a shocker to the evolutionist world, Joe?
Evolutionist: Amazing, who would ever have thought that was possible?
Creationist: It goes directly against 'observable science' as you stated, right? You were pretty certain about that, Joe.
Evolutionist: So we were wrong about that.
Creationist: Wrong about the tissue endurance or wrong about evolution theory to begin with?
Evolutionist: Are you out of your mind? Evolution is a fact!
Creationist: Right. Excuse me. I'm headed for the football field.
Evolutionist: Why?
Creationist: I am going to move the goalposts on the field.
Evolutionist: What are you talking about?
Creationist: I am going to move the goalposts so that our team can score touchdowns easier and we will win the game tomorrow.
Evolutionist: Are you nuts? You can't move the goalposts!
Creationists: Why not? You just did.
*BBC News March 24, 2005