Godspeed to you, sir.
Whew. Even just for a short interview in which I am asked all the preliminary questions in the span of five to ten minutes - you know, the whole "why did you leave your last job", "are you fine with the starting pay", and "are you aware that you have to relocate to another state 1400 miles away for this" spiel

- I still feel a great relief that such a short event is finally over, much like that time I asked my last crush out. It only took one minute to ask and for her to respond with a genial "nice try, kid, but no", but I still felt mentally tired after the ordeal. ^-^