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Last night I had one of the most realistic dreams ever had: A dream about Joe Rogan interviewing Dalia Hernandez on his podcast.
And you need to get over Bette Davis!
I bet you dance to 'Goodbye Horses' during your spare time!
*Rolls up sleeve*
You're quite mouthy for a midget...
Didn't some Jewish kid get cosmetic surgery to look like a tall black guy in order to play basketball? I think he blew out his knees after trying to score a slam dunk.
Of course, a male to female transgender teacher was dismayed to find out that his/her/its chances of reverting back were destroyed after that incident...
We now live in a South Park episode. What was satire yesterday is now becoming reality.
Maybe comedy is now dead not just because people are so easily offended, but because because it hits too close to home now.
I once laughed and pointed at a midget. My kneecaps were sore for a week.
No, not at all. He just happened to be a godfather for the Russian Mafia and had his goons teach me a lesson about respect.
He was tiny! He must have been four-- No, more like three feet!
*Hears everyone laughing*
It's true, I tell you!