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Swords&Sunflowers

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I guess it's called selective laziness. Fine. Next time you ask me to save your life, I'll remember this.

lol this does not make any practical sense Saucy...
Now just imagine the whole scenario...
Dr: ugh...why are you here again?
Me: Hi Doctor! I'm famished, dehydrated and badly sunburned. Yes, my skin is pealing off! Curssee you Saucy!!!
Dr: What? Who?
Me: Anyways, I just wanted to tell you a joke....
Dr: Okay...very odd that you are here for that....
Me: It's a long complicated story! But can I come in and just tell you the joke?!
Dr: Sure, sure....
Me: Knock knock...
Dr: Who's there???
Me: Mop
Dr: Mop who?
Me: Exactly!
Dr: Wait, I don't get it...
Me: Curseeeee You Saucy!!!
Dr: Who is this Saucy??
Me: the one behind this nonsense!
Dr: Should I call the police?
Me: No, no...but can you say that line again...the one after I say mop?
Dr: I'm calling the police...
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lol this does not make any practical sense Saucy...
Now just imagine the whole scenario...
Dr: ugh...why are you here again?
Me: Hi Doctor! I'm famished, dehydrated and badly sunburned. Yes, my skin is pealing off! Curssee you Saucy!!!
Dr: What? Who?
Me: Anyways, I just wanted to tell you a joke....
Dr: Okay...very odd that you are here for that....
Me: It's a long complicated story! But can I come in and just tell you the joke?!
Dr: Sure, sure....
Me: Knock knock...
Dr: Who's there???
Me: Mop
Dr: Mop who?
Me: Exactly!
Dr: Wait, I don't get it...
Me: Curseeeee You Saucy!!!
Dr: Who is this Saucy??
Me: the one behind this nonsense!
Dr: Should I call the police?
Me: No, no...but can you say that line again...the one after I say mop?
Dr: I'm calling the police...
:tearsofjoy:
That's not how it would play out.

1) You'd get sunburned by standing at his door for 5 seconds waiting for him to respond? You must be more Irish than I am.

2) He would most likely laugh, thank you for bringing his attention to my genius, and give you a raise and a corner office all to yourself.
 
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I think we’re beyond worrying about your psych, dear sister :tonguewink:
lol don't worry, I'm alert and oriented x4 to name, place, time, and situation. I can make decisions on my own. I know basic arithmetic. I can cook. I can clean. Oh, look! It's a squirrel up the tree! I shall name him Fabio! You're sooo cute Fabio!
 
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That's not how it would play out.

1) You'd get sunburned by standing at his door for 5 seconds waiting for him to respond? You must be more Irish than I am.

2) He would most likely laugh, thank you for bringing his attention to my genius, and give you a raise and a corner office all to yourself.

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Hey, is that lady from the "Ain't Nobody Got Time For That" meme?

wow, could be her lol, that's some makeover!

Whew, suddenly hiring every company with a quality assurance laboratory around the South wants a piece of the SK. ^_^ I got two interviews in the last hour set up in the near future, out of town in both Hot Springs and Russellville, Arkansas. I wasn't even expecting the call from one of them. ^_^

I hope you get the best one!
 
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Whew, suddenly hiring every company with a quality assurance laboratory around the South wants a piece of the SK. ^_^ I got two interviews in the last hour set up in the near future, out of town in both Hot Springs and Russellville, Arkansas. I wasn't even expecting the call from one of them. ^_^
That's exciting, SK! Praying for you to get one of them!
 
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wait... is yours showing as xenForo in the top left corner or are you using the old 2017 layout?
It's not the zenForo version. I guess it's the old one from 2017.
 
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After losing nearly 150 pounds in 7 months, I've stalled a bit. I think I need to cut out the Coke zero again lol. I keep getting caught back up in that trap.

Dude!
Your just dropping lbs!
 
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Dude!
Your just dropping lbs!
Yeah it's literally been melting off of me. Been frustrated lately because it just stopped in its tracks haha.
 
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Well, this is going to be quite a trip. Off to Hot Springs, AR on Thursday and then to Russellville a few hours away from there on Sunday. Both for interviews.

.... Was kind of hoping the recruiters would be content with just a phone interview since I live seven hours away. ^_^ But, I guess it's a good sign if they are willing to invite me for an in-person interview when I live so far away. Maybe it will show dedication on my part when I go that far. ^-^
 
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If I may interject a few prayer requests, everyone.

Least of all, for my safety on this upcoming trip and that I somehow don't mess up the interviews to come in the next week, whether I am accepted for the job or not.

But then, more importantly, for two things. 1) For a girl who used to be at CF a lot until maybe a year and a half ago and seemed to suffer from scrupulosity for far longer than I did (which is to say even just one day of it is hell). Her avatar name on here was HannahT, I believe, and she seemed to live almost daily in misery from this damned disease. Please pray that God heals she and every other victim of scrupulosity from their pain, soon. :( It is a terrible form of obsessive compulsive disorder to say the least.

And 2), please pray for my friend Lantis' wife Rachel, who I found out today still lives with chronic pain in her wrist and forearm, and for years she has been trying to find a doctor who can diagnose the problem. And what looked like a hopeful avenue recently just became a big letdown for her. The most recent doctor she's been too performed all manner of tests and can honestly find nothing useful, apparently not even enough information to know what kind of medicine he could safely prescribe to her to at least manage the pain. It's pretty bad. They are back to square one on this problem with very little hope left. Please pray that God will help Rachel to find the solution to this soon. Chronic pain - even minimal pain - is very hard to just live with. :(
 
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My brother called out cause he was sick, and he's out of sick time to cover it, so I worked his shift for him, cause I'm the best brother xD

Let me tell you, Wal-Mart isn't the best place to be day before the 4th. They were calling for me on the walkie every five minutes, needing me to out out fires. I haven't worked on the salesfloor like that in over two years. It's nice to know I still got it in me. They were calling for me so much that even when I walkied back to them that I was busy in the middle of something and would get to them when I could, that they would just page me on the overhead anyway xD

Also, I'm not saying it's hot out, but a couple hobbits just threw a ring into my backyard...
 
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