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Did my joke win the day?

Sorry Saucy, I have no work today, Lol. Will be back to work on Friday then business as usual lol and I got your joke memorized will update you then, hopefully I see that doctor I'm due 2 jokes, I didn't have the guts on Saturday, and unfortunately didn't see him yesterday, last time he looked busy and it would be super awkward to tell him any jokes although he said "hi" to me, and I was about to say, "Hey...um I got a joke..." but drats he walked too fast!
 
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Hey @Saucy, maybe you should be called "Saucyjokes". ^_^

Got some new project ideas! I'm going to draw a cool picture and want to sew some new plushies soon.
 
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Sorry Saucy, I have no work today, Lol. Will be back to work on Friday then business as usual lol and I got your joke memorized will update you then, hopefully I see that doctor I'm due 2 jokes, I didn't have the guts on Saturday, and unfortunately didn't see him yesterday, last time he looked busy and it would be super awkward to tell him any jokes although he said "hi" to me, and I was about to say, "Hey...um I got a joke..." but drats he walked too fast!

I did tell your knock knock joke though to a LOT of people ahahaha, the grape one was okay...BUT the knock knock is classic! Although some of my coworkers who were unfamiliar with knock knock jokes, it was kinda awkward...there was a lot of cricket noises in the background if you know what I mean...lol
 
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I did tell your knock knock joke though to a LOT of people ahahaha, the grape one was okay...BUT the knock knock is classic! Although some of my coworkers who were unfamiliar with knock knock jokes, it was kinda awkward...there was a lot of cricket noises in the background if you know what I mean...lol
That's not good enough. It's a waste of my comedic genius. Go get dressed, run to your work, and knock on his door until you tell him the joke. If he's not there, you go to his house and sleep on the porch if you have to. This is important.
 
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That's not good enough. It's a waste of my comedic genius. Go get dressed, run to your work, and knock on his door until you tell him the joke. If he's not there, you go to his house and sleep on the porch if you have to. This is important.

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It's like >90 degrees outside...I'll probably be dead by the time he opens his door...this is not practical Saucy...and I'm too lazy today and and I have tons other of excuses but I'm too lazy to name them all....

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It's like >90 degrees outside...I'll probably be dead by the time he opens his door...this is not practical Saucy...and I'm too lazy today and and I have tons other of excuses but I'm too lazy to name them all....

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And here I thought we were friends. Pals. Confidants. Now, I'm not so sure. :234:
 
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And here I thought we were friends. Pals. Confidants. Now, I'm not so sure. :234:

excussseee me *snaps finger in different places

who left me to be eaten by the bears?
who trapped me in a ghost trap?
there's a really thick wall between us saucy and his name is stephen king!
:nono: (idk why this finger is throbbing)
 
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excussseee me *snaps finger in different places

who left me to be eaten by the bears?
who trapped me in a ghost trap?
there's a really thick wall between us saucy and his name is stephen king!
:nono: (idk why this finger is throbbing)
Isn't that what best friends do? I let you out of the trap, didn't I? Now that's love and respect. You can't hold onto the bear grudge forever. It was survival!
 
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Isn't that what best friends do? I let you out of the trap, didn't I? Now that's love and respect. You can't hold onto the bear grudge forever. It was survival!
3 things saucy...
in this world we have either friends or enemies...
and on occasion frenemies...
WWJD right? yes, forgiveness...
Can we be frenemies, maybe...
But there's only one problem....
Such things are confined to human relationships, but to ghosts? no. Why? the bear incident...survival? no. Why? It was murder!!!! I rest my case.
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3 things saucy...
in this world we have either friends or enemies...
and on occasion frenemies...
WWJD right? yes, forgiveness...
Can we be frenemies, maybe...
But there's only one problem....
Such things are confined to human relationships, but to ghosts? no. Why? the bear incident...survival? no. Why? It was murder!!!! I rest my case.
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SO you don't have a relationship with the Holy Ghost then?
 
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SO you don't have a relationship with the Holy Ghost then?

Hey, keep HG outta this! We talking about going to a doctor's house to tell him a joke at a 90 degree weather! And I say hell no to the no no no. And you be like "ouch my feewings are hert!"

*lol insert funny gif here*
(gave up with the gifs, cf not posting it right, just use your imagination)
 
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Hey, keep HG outta this! We talking about going to a doctor's house to tell him a joke at a 90 degree weather! And I say hell no to the no no no. And you be like "ouch my feewings are hert!"

*lol insert funny gif here*
(gave up with the gifs, cf not posting it right, just use your imagination)
It's not gonna be 90 all day. Just sayin :D
 
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It's not gonna be 90 all day. Just sayin :D

Patience...is key...saucy...3 more days...don't let the dark side of the pork overtake you....(i mean fork, i mean spork, i mean force!)
 
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Patience...is key...saucy...3 more days...don't let the dark side of the pork overtake you....(i mean fork, i mean spork, i mean force!)
Fine, I can wait. In the meantime, I want some of that dark pork.
 
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Fine, I can wait. In the meantime, I want some of that dark pork.

speaking of pork...there's a really good one called Kalua Pork...they cook Babe, I mean the pork, under the ground...and I think add in fish, it gives it an interesting flavor...
 
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Patience...is key...saucy...3 more days...don't let the dark side of the pork overtake you....(i mean fork, i mean spork, i mean force!)

Are you low on your coffee again, Miss S&S?
 
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speaking of pork...there's a really good one called Kalua Pork...they cook Babe, I mean the pork, under the ground...and I think add in fish, it gives it an interesting flavor...
That's very interesting. I'm currently working on giving up pork in my diet. It's gonna be tough!
 
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That's very interesting. I'm currently working on giving up pork in my diet. It's gonna be tough!

why do the tasty things in life have to be unhealthy....
 
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