Top 10 Christian pick-up lines

[Snowy]

Here are some pick-up lines for the Christian guy that are guaranteed to get a "spiritual" reaction.

10."Nice Bible."

9. "I would like to pray with you."

8. "God told me to come talk to you."

7. "Is it a sin that you stole my heart."

6. "How about a hug sister?"

5. "I know a nice church where we could go and talk."

4. "What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?"

3. "Do you beleive in the laying on of the hands?"

2. "You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither."

1. "Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belong to me."

 

[Hezmasaveyour]

Those are hilarious.

 

[Knight]

Love the #1. (Why didn't I think of that?)

 

[Butterfly4Christ]

Those ore too cute. I especially like number 3

 

[Knight]

Those ore too cute. I especially like number 3

Yes, but you had better duck right after you say it.

 

[Lone_Wolf]

These are so funny

 

[TeMsTeR]

oh man those r great!!

 

[Snowy]

#1 gets to me everytime

 

[ascribe2thelord]

A lot of those could easily be mistaken for sexual come-ons ... ! So yes it would be a good idea to jump, run or generally put up a defensive move upon using any of them ... other than #10 of course. lol

 

[KathiBear32]

Those were cute.

 

[diana_ch]

they're cool lol

 

[white knight]

i think i useed some of those........lol

 

[Lubiana]

Those are really cute!

 

[notanordinarygirl]

Tehee... Those are fun!

 

[GL2814]

A friend of mine had a line, "Since we are going to be spending eternity together, lets get to know each other better."

 

[CollectiveSoul]

HA! 3 and 2 cracked me up! Thanks for this.

 

[koolist]

That's given me a few clues and plans!!! Many thanks for sharing!!

God bless

Koolist

 

[I_Heart_Jesus777]

lol #10 is da best lol

 

[I_Heart_Jesus777]

Er... sorry start from ten, i meant to say #1 is the best

 

[Lordsfootsoldier]

too late for me to use any (I'm happily married to the most wonderful women in the world!), but still funny!