Top 10 Christian pick-up lines

[SecretBlessings]

Cute pick-up lines. Thank you for sharing

 

[PrettyLittlePrincess]

A friend of mine had a line, "Since we are going to be spending eternity together, lets get to know each other better."

What's the rush? We've got eternity don't we?

Sorry, I couldn't resist! These are hilarious.

 

[candielion]

haha
You forgot: "Hey there. Whats your life origin view?"

 

[xladyfayre]

rofl

 

[asianangel]

They're sweet

 

[Ivondia]

These are very interesting. I loved #1 and 7. Come on guys, try them and tell us whether they work?

Here are some pick-up lines for the Christian guy that are guaranteed to get a "spiritual" reaction.

10."Nice Bible."

9. "I would like to pray with you."

8. "God told me to come talk to you."

7. "Is it a sin that you stole my heart."

6. "How about a hug sister?"

5. "I know a nice church where we could go and talk."

4. "What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?"

3. "Do you beleive in the laying on of the hands?"

2. "You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither."

1. "Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belong to me."

 

[...butterfly...]

Hahaha!

 

[HeyHomie]

My favorite: Has your dad mentioned anything about a dowry?

 

[hotcheetolover1]

lol

 

[hotcheetolover1]

i like these

 

[hotcheetolover1]

funny

 

[hotcheetolover1]

these crack me up thanks for lighting up my day

 

[ChristianClothes]

Wow, there is some good stuff in this forum, lol

 

[rita727]

#3 is my favorite!

 

[ChristianClothes]

Yeah, #3 and #1 do it for me, lol.

 

[Jaeh72Kenobi]

Here are some pick-up lines for the Christian guy that are guaranteed to get a "spiritual" reaction.

10."Nice Bible."

9. "I would like to pray with you."

8. "God told me to come talk to you."

7. "Is it a sin that you stole my heart."

6. "How about a hug sister?"

5. "I know a nice church where we could go and talk."

4. "What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?"

3. "Do you beleive in the laying on of the hands?"

2. "You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither."

1. "Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belong to me."

lol!

 

[1cutemonki]

I can just imagine a guy coming over to me with those lines!!

 

[worshipleader2b]

Haha....

 

[ChrisCountryGirl]

Here are some pick-up lines for the Christian guy that are guaranteed to get a "spiritual" reaction.

10."Nice Bible."

9. "I would like to pray with you."

8. "God told me to come talk to you."

7. "Is it a sin that you stole my heart."

6. "How about a hug sister?"

5. "I know a nice church where we could go and talk."

4. "What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?"

3. "Do you beleive in the laying on of the hands?"

2. "You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither."

1. "Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belong to me."

Thank you for sharing

 

[supergirl135]

those are hilarious, oh my gosh.