Top 10 Christian pick-up lines

[Ireland1222]

cute!

 

[Abyssal]

lol, I would love to see some of the reactions!

 

[MICHAEL_rocks]

lol

 

[SurgeCurrent]

hahaha

 

[runner_for_jc]

HAHA!!! I like #10 the best!

 

[HisJavajunkie]

Those are hilarious. Thanks.

I loved #2.

 

[asiam]

No 1 is the best... I've got one...Your church or my church...(to worship ofcourse)!

 

[MadeYouLook]

oh i'm totally gonna use some of those

lol

 

[Alive again]

Cute! I love the heart stealing one best!

 

[PureGrace]

Too cute!!

 

[newyorknewyork]

Rofl!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lordsfootsoldier]

lol

 

[Snowy]

bump

 

[Ticket]

 

[Dr. Holly]

I love those; especially numbers 1 & 3!

 

[silverdawn]

I loved #1!

 

[christianmomma]

I'm sure DH would have used some of those back in the day.

 

[TheWakeUpCaller]

I am gonna try these and get back to you. lol thanks.

 

[LavenderLeaves]

hahaha, this reminds me of this one pastor who did a parody rap of Sir Mix-a-lot's song.

Except it was called, "I like big bibles"...

and they had a music video done on that. and on this one scene the guy is praying with his girl, flips open the bible only to find a wedding ring wedge between the pages.

haha. thanks for posting this up!

 

[LavenderLeaves]

I am gonna try these and get back to you. lol thanks.

hahaha.. hopefully they'll make her smile!