Thing's you shouldn't say...

[country woman]

That your ugly

 

[lucypevensie]

"Look at me and smile." Then say, "that didn't turn out quite right one more?", throw a cup of water on their face, take the photo. Ask politely again because that one also looks awful.

To an anime fan?

So... you basically sit and watch cartoons all day long?

When your child's teacher phones you to discuss your kid's performance in school.

 

[forest flower]

Yeah I know, her singing was awesome, that is what you wanted to talk about right?

To an old teacher?

 

[Lioness901]

So seriously how long you been here since like Adam and Eve?? Shouldn't you be retired by now ya old fart??

What not to say to your child when they wet the bed....??

 

[forest flower]

That's okay, sometimes I wet your bed. (Ice Age 3)

To a young magician?

 

[country woman]

i know your secrets

to a hair stylist

 

[Lioness901]

ok so I want you to cut my hair and give me layers and a perm and gimme a long fringe. What you mean no?? You do what I tell you to do.

What not to say to someone who is lost and can't find their way home...??

 

[lucypevensie]

Bet now you're wishing you'd brought some bread crumbs to drop on your path to mark the way.

Your friend sticks her hand in your face too show you her fabulous engagement ring.

 

[lucypevensie]

Bet now you're wishing you'd brought some bread crumbs to drop on your path to mark the way.

Your friend sticks her hand in your face too show you her fabulous engagement ring.

 

[Daughter of His]

Are you going to keep it?

What do you tell someone who took the parking space you were waiting for and they just drove right up and parked?

 

[Lioness901]

So clearly you dunno what manners are. What are ya some sort of cave person?? Where did you learn to drive anyways?? You should have your license revoked.

What not to say to someone who's going through a divorce...??

 

[lucypevensie]

Frankly, the more I get to know you, the more I can see how your marriage failed.

The geekiest guy in school asks you to the school dance.

 

[If Not For Grace]

What do you say we Rumba?

What not to say when Your child throws a temper tantrum in a public place

 

[lucypevensie]

Oh, you poor little sweetheart! I'm such a big mean mommy to not buy you the giant Barbie house and matching horse stable! I'm so stupid! I'll buy it for you, then I'll buy you your favorite candy bar, and then we'll go to Disney world after lunch at McDonald's!

The kids say they're hungry, but there's nothing good in the house to eat.

 

[Lioness901]

Well I'll just drop everything I'm doing and work on your first world problem. You know what since you decided to be a brat today you'll go without eating all day.


What not to say to your doctor when they ask you "how are you today??"....??

 

[brinny]

i was feelin' fine till i came in here n' saw yer face...yu makes me sick, mon

what not to say to a Border Patrol Agent....

 

[lucypevensie]

What, I'm supposed to bring a passport with me now? How long has that been the law? I bet you made it up just now, didn't you, you jerk!

The checkout clerk asks if you found everything you needed today.

 

[Lioness901]

Well duh what do you think I am stupid!? Think I can't find my way around the store huh!? Stop askin me stupid questions.


What not to say when a guy approaches you and says "Hey girl I was reading the book of Numbers and somehow missed yours." ....??

 

[lucypevensie]

Oh! Well, of course! I totally don't mind giving my phone number to random strangers, and why don't you write down my address too.

A friend has vacation pics she wants to share with you.

 

[brinny]

Oh please noooooooo!

someone has a million pictures of their new baby they wanna show you...