Thing's you shouldn't say...

[Lioness901]

NO I'M NOT GOING AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

What not to say when meeting George Clooney....

 

[lucypevensie]

I used to think you were the most handsome man on the big screen, but since your hair is grey now... I think to myself "old fart".

Person bagging your groceries asks "paper or plastic?"

 

[Lioness901]

I want both now what will you do hmmm!?!?


What not to say to the bank manager when asking for a loan....

 

[lucypevensie]

I can pay the money back as soon as I won the lottery.

Your mom asks you to vacuum the floor.

 

[Lioness901]

No way you do it! That's what Mom's are for is cleaning and cooking and if you can't simply vacuum then what good are you??

What not to say at your wedding after the Pastor says "do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife to love and to cherish to have and to hold in sickness and in health to honor and obey as long as you both shall live??" ....

 

[lucypevensie]

I guess so. Might as well. I mean, what else would I do with my life, right?

Movie usher holds out his hand and says "ticket, please".

 

[star in the sky]

"Can I use the bathroom? I'll be back!"

A neighbour's car runs over a child's pet rock

 

[forest flower]

Hey, do you realize that you just ran over the only live pet rock in the world? How are you going to replace him!?

To a student choosing subjects?

 

[lucypevensie]

These are the classes your interested in? Well then, good luck with your career frying burgers at McDonald's.

Airport TSA worker tells you to remove your shoes and place your carry-on on the conveyor.

 

[gerbilwoman]

*does as told* so, do you think I packed enough for my vacation? I wasn't really sure.

what should a student not say to a teacher?

 

[star in the sky]

To a maths teacher :"If I was you I would have done that equation way better, go back to law school because I know alot as a eleven year old!"

To the person at the grocery store who spilt some milk on the floor.

 

[lucypevensie]

What a slob! Get down there and lick it up!

A friend asks if you could help him move next weekend

 

[WarriorOftheLord]

Sure, I'll help you move everything to the dump because your taste in furniture leaves the world to be desired.

What not to say to someone who is acting like a history buff yet says that WWII was from 1914-1918 :/

 

[lucypevensie]

While smacking him upside the head with a college textbook on U.S.history, say "read this!"

A friend invites you to visit her church one Sunday, just for fun.

 

[lucypevensie]

While smacking him upside the head with a college textbook on U.S.history, say "read this!"

A friend invites you to visit her church one Sunday, just for fun.

 

[Susie~Q]

Thanks, but it all depends on what the minister is going to speak on.

To someone who is stuck in an elevator?

 

[NorrinRadd]

You shouldn't say "thing's" when you mean "things."

:-D

 

[Lioness901]

Thanks, but it all depends on what the minister is going to speak on.

To someone who is stuck in an elevator?

Wouldn't it be fun if this thing plummeted to the basement!?

What not to say to your Pastor when they ask "so what did you learn from the sermon??"

 

[lucypevensie]

Oh, was there some point you were trying to make with all that yapping you were doing up there?

When you're talking someone's picture and you need them to look at you and smile.

 

[forest flower]

"Look at me and smile." Then say, "that didn't turn out quite right one more?", throw a cup of water on their face, take the photo. Ask politely again because that one also looks awful.

To an anime fan?