Thing's you shouldn't say...

[americanvet]

To a who?

Do you know Horton? lol

To someone trying to lose weight?

 

[forest flower]

Want seconds?

To your younger sister?

 

[lucypevensie]

You know you have different parents than the rest of us kids right?

To your band director

 

[americanvet]

You know you have different parents than the rest of us kids right?

To your band director

Only losers are in the band, oh what wait.

To the town council looking to save money.

 

[forest flower]

Maybe if you raise taxes...

To your coach?

 

[lucypevensie]

Here's an idea - you play and I'll coach,then you'll see what we have to put up with.

To your trainer when he asks how much weight you lost.

 

[brinny]

it's hard to tell, after that pizza and dozen donuts last night.....

to yer irritated dad

 

[americanvet]

it's hard to tell, after that pizza and dozen donuts last night.....

to yer irritated dad

Mom said you'd act this way.

At a job interview.

 

[brinny]

i don't like yer face.

to a crying 5 yr old

 

[lucypevensie]

Oh, knock it off and man up!

To your next door neighbor

 

[americanvet]

Oh, knock it off and man up!

To your next door neighbor

You remember those ugly rose bushes you had yesterday?

To your new in-laws?

 

[forest flower]

You didn't look that ugly in the photos.

To your boss when you want a raise?

 

[americanvet]

You didn't look that ugly in the photos.

To your boss when you want a raise?

So since I already do you job....

To the doctor just before you go under?

 

[moerunamida]

Now I lay me down to sleep! :O

To your husband when he is hungry?

 

[lucypevensie]

Sorry, kitchen's closed for the day!

To the checkout person at the grocery store.

 

[moerunamida]

Hurry up! :O

To a rhino charging right at you?

 

[TipsyTopsy]

let's talk about it.

to a kleptomaniac?

 

[lucypevensie]

You just make yourself comfortable while I go run some errands. You can look at my precious gemstone collection while I'm gone.


To the kid at the door selling candy bars.

 

[forest flower]

Look a bird *steals candy* What? I didn't take it. *kid calls police*

To the police?

 

[lucypevensie]

What are you talking about? I've never seen a kid selling candy bars in my entire life.

To the doctor when asked about how much you exercise.