Thing's you shouldn't say...

[Serendipity..]

Ok we'll play this fair and square, you take the ransom and we'll recover the hostages.

To a terrorist?

قَبيح Which means your ugly


To a teacher

 

[brinny]

Get OUT of my classroom!

to an irritated mom in a store

 

[forest flower]

(particularly at a pharmacist) You'll feel better on Swisse.

To your older brother?

 

[Kurama]

Hey, could you take me to the nearest police station?

To a drunk guy?

 

[forest flower]

At a cliff, "there is a bridge right this way." walks off cliff.

To your crush?

 

[Kurama]

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

To a police officer?

At a cliff, "there is a bridge right this way." walks off cliff.

To your crush?

Ouch...that'd be quite a tragedy.

 

[forest flower]

I can see the donuts stacking on.

To the US president?

 

[Kurama]

That’s impossible; There’s nothing we can do.

To my lawyer?

 

[Kel Il]

I'm suing Kurama

to Ben Affleck?

 

[forest flower]

Benjamin Géza Affleck-Boldt get here this minute!

To the Statue of Liberty?

 

[lucypevensie]

Put your arm down. I smell B.O.

To the other dog owners at the dog park.

 

[forest flower]

Do your dogs have rabies?

To your exam supervisor?

 

[Scott4Him]

I'll give you $3 to leave the room.


To your sister-in-law

 

[lucypevensie]

I kind of wish my brother had married that other woman he was dating same time as you.

To your snoring spouse.

 

[americanvet]

I kind of wish my brother had married that other woman he was dating same time as you.

To your snoring spouse.

If you were cooking you wouldn't be keeping me awake.

Spouses response?

 

[lucypevensie]

Cooking cooking cooking, food food food. Eat eat eat. Hmmm. They say that people who snore are usually overweight.

To your hungry kids at lunch time.

 

[brinny]

sorry, kitchen's closed.

to a grumpy store clerk

 

[lucypevensie]

Wow, I can tell you really love your job, Cheery McCheerfulson. Stop smiling so much.

To the kid at the door wanting to play with your kids.

 

[forest flower]

They don't live here anymore. *Works best if you're holding a butchers knife covered in blood*

To a zoo keeper?

 

[lucypevensie]

Hey, those animals looked hungry, so I threw my candy bar into that animal enclosure over there. Hope that was OK.

To your pastor