Thing's you shouldn't say...

[sculleywr]

yes, this is the gold I've been hiding from you. No, you won't tell anyone about it.

To a prisoner

 

[brinny]

neener neener ahaa glad yer behind them bars

to yer boss on an especially grumpy day he's havin'

 

[sculleywr]

eat soap!

to a telemarketer

 

[brinny]

gimme yer home number and social security number right now

to an angry clown

 

[sculleywr]

*honks his red nose and runs off yelling* BOZO!!!!

to a dog breeder

 

[brinny]

what kinda' mutt ya' got there?

to an insecure beauty pageant contestant

 

[sculleywr]

You have a pimple on the tip of your nose and it looks like it's about to pop

To an acrophobe?

 

[brinny]

^ ohhh hep meeee i cain't breeeeathe

now climb up on that steep hill and stand on the cliff and look down. Right now!

a bank teller

 

[sculleywr]

Gimme all your money!!! *pats pocket on jacket* Oh wait, what happened to my gun?

To the juror in your bank robbery case

 

[brinny]

yeah i did it! what'cha gonna do about it?

to yer sergeant in the army

 

[sculleywr]

Drop down and give me 20!

to the proctor at your final exams

 

[brinny]

can you hand me that piece o' paper, it has all the answers on it

to a drug dealer

 

[sculleywr]

"I'm a cop" reaches for gun that's gone

To the drug buyer

 

[forest flower]

I have 5 pounds in this bag.

To a smoker?

 

[sculleywr]

"You're smoking it backwards, you're supposed to put the lit end in your mouth."

To your doctor?

 

[forest flower]

I took those pills but they didn't do anything for my breathing. *Shows doctor pills" "These are mints idiot." -Doctor

To your principle when you have detention.

 

[sculleywr]

I took those pills but they didn't do anything for my breathing. *Shows doctor pills" "These are mints idiot." -Doctor

To your principle when you have detention.

"Goodbye, jerk"

To the farmer you get vegetables from

 

[brinny]

wanna have a food fight?

to a frazzled sales clerk

 

[sculleywr]

No, No! I wanted the blueberries and the blackberries! Go back and get the right ones...
ten minutes later: "No, No! I wanted the strawberries!"

to the pastor of an indie-fundie church

 

[forest flower]

To a who?