Thing's you shouldn't say...

[forest flower]

Oh, yeah. Three hours a day, five days a week.

To an environmentalist?

 

[child630]

Congratulations, when are you due?

I'm not pregnant!!!

I have done that before. oops.

 

[lucypevensie]

Oh, yeah. Three hours a day, five days a week.

To an environmentalist?

Sorry, I don't keep a trash bag in my car, you'll just have to throw your garbage out the window.

To a college graduate.

 

[TipsyTopsy]

unemployment is at an all time high

to a bride on her wedding day

 

[forest flower]

You know he murdered his last wife, right?

To your father on his deathbed?

 

[americanvet]

You know he murdered his last wife, right?

To your father on his deathbed?

I always like mom better anyway. Now we can spend more time together.

To a secret service agent at a presidential rally?

 

[forest flower]

Your pants have been down the whole time.

To paparazzi?

 

[brinny]

Look! There's Elvis, over there!!

to a very insecure person

 

[lucypevensie]

Oh my word, you are so shy. Just get over it, would you?

To a kid on their birthday

 

[forest flower]

Your adopted.

To your dog?

 

[Kel Il]

Hey Baby

To your mother?

 

[americanvet]

Hey Baby

To your mother?

You look older than grandma.

To your tax preparer.

 

[Serendipity..]

do you work for free?

A Jehovas witness is arguing with an an Atheist and you need to interrupt their discussion to ask for directions to an appointment you are late for.

What shouldn't you say?

 

[Kurama]

I want you to be honest with me and give me the straight facts.

To a politician?

 

[Serendipity..]

Will you really be kissing babies before the next election?

to a catholic priest?

 

[Kel Il]

How's the wife?

to Alex Rodriguez?

 

[brinny]

What'd yu say yer name was again?

to a runner who nearly won the race but stumbled at the last minute.

 

[Kel Il]

That was some trip

To an infant?

 

[brinny]

^

Boo!

 

[Kurama]

Ok we'll play this fair and square, you take the ransom and we'll recover the hostages.

To a terrorist?