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Things You Should NOT Say on the First Date

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Radagast

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shineyourlight said:
He needs to know how SERIOUS I am.
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There is an old story about a Jewish tailor who lived in Istanbul, long ago. One of the Sultan's many wives made a move on him.

Being a wise man, and knowing the story of Potiphar's wife, he went straight home, dug up the small bag of gold he had buried under the floor for emergencies, left all his other possessions behind, and walked out of the city that very afternoon.

Hearing "Second date, we're going wedding dress and tuxedo shopping" makes me feel what that Jewish tailor felt.
 
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Radagast said:
She was really good at it too.
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One guy talked about his ex girlfriend so much - more along the lines of “she used to laugh at that joke a lot”...... can make for an awkward conversation.
 
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Lizgee said:
One guy talked about his ex girlfriend so much - more along the lines of “she used to laugh at that joke a lot”...... can make for an awkward conversation.
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You're not wrong, sister.

And it's the same the other way around.
 
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mojoboy31 said:
I think when the pastor walks in and says: "dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...." they'll figure out what's going on...
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Whew. I'm glad at least one of us knows what we're doing.
 
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Radagast said:
The bishop, the prince, or the evil sidekick?
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The bishop, of course.

You can't beat, "Mawwage is what bwings us together today. Mawwage, that blessed awwangement, that dweam wiffin a dweam. And wuv, twoo wuv will fowow you foweva....so tweasure your wuv."
 
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