- Jul 7, 2010
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Things u only see in church:
this is no joke
The bad kid crawling under the pew,making noise disrupting service and their mom acting like they don't see or hear it! The usher asks the child to get off the floor then the mother decides to go off!
Mothers that wear those "doughnut" hats (you know...the ones that wrap around the top of their heads with no brim or top)!!!! I hate that!
Individuals that speak in tongues, but won't speak to certain people!
he preacher of the service drinks red juice in front of everybody. But someone with a health condition has to go outside the sanctuary to drink some water.
When The pastor preaches prosperity...But won't preach HOLINESS!
‎4 DIFFERENT offerings in the same service! (I've learned to bring the amount I am going to give and split it 4 ways... depending on what church I go to)
People who are afraid to witness to a stranger but will cuss that same stranger out if they cut them off on the road or in the line in the store.
The tambourines are wooden and got three symbol. The kids draw on all the church fans and take the sticks and play sword fight.
this is no joke
The bad kid crawling under the pew,making noise disrupting service and their mom acting like they don't see or hear it! The usher asks the child to get off the floor then the mother decides to go off!
Mothers that wear those "doughnut" hats (you know...the ones that wrap around the top of their heads with no brim or top)!!!! I hate that!
Individuals that speak in tongues, but won't speak to certain people!
he preacher of the service drinks red juice in front of everybody. But someone with a health condition has to go outside the sanctuary to drink some water.
When The pastor preaches prosperity...But won't preach HOLINESS!
‎4 DIFFERENT offerings in the same service! (I've learned to bring the amount I am going to give and split it 4 ways... depending on what church I go to)
People who are afraid to witness to a stranger but will cuss that same stranger out if they cut them off on the road or in the line in the store.
The tambourines are wooden and got three symbol. The kids draw on all the church fans and take the sticks and play sword fight.