THE VACCINE CAUSES 5G!!!

[Petros2015]

I'm sorry I just had to.

 

[RaymondG]

5Germs?

 

[Petros2015]

We *could* actually make this a viable thread if you argued that the profits from the vaccine would be used to role out the 5G network in order to destroy us all... but it's mostly a parody thread subject. Feel free to take it seriously though, I know some of you will. Be careful though - that rabbit hole is deep! And the thing at the bottom?

Well, I can tell you this much.

It ain't a rabbit.

(edited, added link of popular 5G conspiracy theories, hoping mine will take off too and get added one to the list one day
Coronavirus: 5G and microchip conspiracies around the world

 

[Hans Blaster]

I'm sorry I just had to.

Will it upgrade my phone when I get it?

Do I need a third dose for the phone specifically?

If I just use the phone with one arm while getting injected in the other, is that good enough?

It would be great to be COVID resistant *and* have 5G on my iPhone (and a built-in headphone jack).

 

[NBB]

they insert you the 'chip' i heard too...
Maybe this is related to that...

 

[dzheremi]

Does this mean we become our own wi-fi hotspot after we receive it? In that case, sign me up! I'm tired of my lousy internet connection dropping out at random several times a day!

 

[Gregory Thompson]

Yeah because when you get the vaccine, how do they know you have the vaccine? - BUDDA BOOM - tattoo on the forehead saying you're vaccinated so you can buy things.

But it will only be 3 capital g's upside down.

 

[tulc]

We *could* actually make this a viable thread if you argued that the profits from the vaccine would be used to role out the 5G network in order to destroy us all... but it's mostly a parody thread subject. Feel free to take it seriously though, I know some of you will. Be careful though - that rabbit hole is deep! And the thing at the bottom?

Well, I can tell you this much.

It ain't a rabbit. (emph. added)

...shouldn't that be "roll out"?
tulc(just wondering)

 

[OldWiseGuy]

Does this mean we become our own wi-fi hotspot after we receive it? In that case, sign me up! I'm tired of my lousy internet connection dropping out at random several times a day!

 

[loveofourlord]

The whole 5g thing reminds me of a apocryphal story I heard years ago :> Not sure if true, but can totally see it.

Reporter went to a campus where there was a new cell tower, and was asking the students their thoughts about it and they gave him the usual gambit.

"My reception is far better and more crisp."
"I've been getting headaches since it went up."
"I think it's given me cancer."

and he concluded his story with, "If they are reporting all of this now, imagine what they will report when they turn it on."

Esentially pointing out that it wasn't on yet they were all so convinced it had been.

5g electromagnetic sensitivity and such are nothing but nocebo's.

 

[Kenny'sID]

My phone is not compatible with 5g, do I get a new phone with each vaccine, or is it just a one shot deal?

 

[Stan Ley]

Does this mean we become our own wi-fi hotspot after we receive it? In that case, sign me up! I'm tired of my lousy internet connection dropping out at random several times a day!

That's why we've got social distancing at the moment, so there is an even spread of the wi fi signals.

 

[sunshineforJesus]

so it will update tablets and etc.

 

[Resto]

I'm sorry I just had to.

"Thats Funny There, I Dont Care Who Ya R"

 

[HantsUK]

so it will update tablets and etc.

No. Tablets are another form of vaccine. Tablets have hidden micro-ARMs inside which will do a screen grab of the 5G signal and reverse evolve it back to 4G (LTE).

 

[sunshineforJesus]

No. Tablets are another form of vaccine. Tablets have hidden micro-ARMs inside which will do a screen grab of the 5G signal and reverse evolve it back to 4G (LTE).

Oh No!