The Sharpie/Duct Tape war!

[NathanielRH]

No! take me instead

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

Entomb her in duct tape as well.

 

[barefeetonholyground]

Ah you have fallen into my trap. Hidden in Seattle thinking you would find me there

*Seattle Rain charges through the city in her silver chariot, pulled by two white stags. She then screams her terrifying battle cry igniting passion in her troops and terror in her enemies*

*while all are frozen in fear, Seattle Rain tosses sharpie ink grenades, sprite bombs, and the most feared weapon of all, the wild green geese, at her enemies*

Next time Amber, remember the first rule in warfare. *shakes finger* Don't be so quick to declare victory when the enemy has not yet surrendered.

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

Your city is in ruins. Your people enslaved and condemned. Your associates hair removed via duct tape and entombed. You are currently hallucinating in your duct tape cell because of all the sharpie fumes. The sharpies are no more.

 

[barefeetonholyground]

Your city is in ruins. Your people enslaved and condemned. Your associates hair removed via duct tape and entombed. You are currently hallucinating in your duct tape cell because of all the sharpie fumes. The sharpies are no more.

Amber...I have been out of town, how on earth would you have been able to capture me? I am nowhere near a jail cell.

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

So you think. Such is the folly of a sharpie addiction.

 

[barefeetonholyground]

So you think. Such is the folly of a sharpie addiction.

Ah and yet you failed to answer the underlying question. When I am on hiatus as I was I am uncapturable. Everyone knows that. Maybe the Duct Tape army needs a more experienced general?

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

I would say the sharpie army needs a less sharpie addicted leader but heh seems to be no army left.

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

Suffice to say I am bored with the warring way of life. I need a replacement. Warlords come forth. I must retire to my Oblivion game. First of the warlords I had pm me the first day to post in this thread after this becomes the duct tape general and person to watch over Seattle in her padded cell.

 

[barefeetonholyground]

They're here, they're just under the radar

 

[barefeetonholyground]

Suffice to say I am bored with the warring way of life. I need a replacement. Warlords come forth. I must retire to my Oblivion game. First of the warlords I had pm me the first day to post in this thread after this becomes the duct tape general and person to watch over Seattle in her padded cell.

Again, I have been on hiatus and unable to be captured.

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

*jots down the things you say* So tell me more sarah conner about these terminators you speak of.

 

[barefeetonholyground]

I'm sorry but unless I feel that this is a peace conference I will not give you any information.

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

*locks you back up* Just don't try to escape through that false wall back there. Nope. No way it opens up into a duct tape non fatal version of saw 3

 

[pressingon17]

I'm guess I'm in charge of the Duct Tape Army now hehehe

 

[MehGuy]

What kind of man brings a gun to a sharpie duct tape war?


*tries to catch his breath*
A winning one.

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

Pressingon is now the general. And there were never any guns, we just taped them up so efficiently the other side is now in a state of crazy.

 

[pressingon17]

Pressingon is now the general. And there were never any guns, we just taped them up so efficiently the other side is now in a state of crazy.

Yep.