The Sharpie/Duct Tape war!

[pressingon17]

The Sharpie capital and palace have been bombarded to ruins...The sharpie population is calling seattle rain to surrender and sharpies army in the capital surrendered to my tanks...Muhahaha You escaped my Rangers seattle rain but we will find you...

 

[Andrew12]

sends in special duct tape forces to track SR, they find her in her woodland compound. we flip an inormant, and match SR's DNA to our on file sample to confirm that it is her, NOT a body double. then we duct tape all exits and entrances, windows, and doors, and vents. we shut off water, gas, & electricity to the compound. we also ready the duct tape tanks of Goof Off (ink remover) and begin to hose down the entire compound...gallon after gallon...



Now we wait for surrender

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

good job forces, the sharp ones will regret this war they started by invading the land of ductapia.

 

[pressingon17]

Readying my forces for any counter attack and sends an elite force of Rangers to help Andrew12 take care of SR. Hooah DT Army!

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

Gentlemen... DESTROY!

 

[pressingon17]

Sends in the bulk of my Rangers and Tanks into the Sharpie Capital and SR's palace and squash any resistance and raise the DT Flag over them! SR has no where to run...

 

[Andrew12]

we create multiple perimeters around the compound at 100yds, 500 yds, 1,000yds, 5,000yds. We bring in APache air support along with 10 Legions of reserve duct tape troops.

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

We will win this war, remember soldiers, take them prisoner! Destroy their capital with our tape fusion cannons.

 

[pressingon17]

Andrew12, I sent in all my F22's and F18's over the compound. We have air superiority for 500Miles in ever direction. Get it done!

 

[Andrew12]

Semper Sticky OOH-RAH! {Duct Tape Marines Catchphrase}

 

[pressingon17]

Hooah! (That's what my tanks and Rangers say.) Rangers smoke any Marines. (I'm going to switch to US Army Rangers in 2 years.

 

[pressingon17]

No Sharpie resistance at all? I'm getting worried about a massive Sharpie counter-attack.(Sends up anti-missile satelites to prevent any Nuclear Ink missiles from ever finding any targets.)

 

[pressingon17]

Andrew12, your doing such a stand up job I'm promoting you to colonel of the DTA. (Ductape Army)

 

[Andrew12]

*over radio sitting where I should be* roger that. I have a visual on SR in my Sniper duct tape net gun scope...I'll keep eyes on until I get a clean shot...

 

[Andrew12]

Hooah! (That's what my tanks and Rangers say.) Rangers smoke any Marines. (I'm going to switch to US Army Rangers in 2 years.

thats almost true...but I'll still forgive you.

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

You have driven them into extreme hiding. Your loyalty to the empire of ductapia has brought warmth in my heart of ice and tape. We take the sharpie lands in the name of all things duct tape!

 

[Andrew12]

*watches as platoon after platoon of sharpie soldiers march by in surrender bound with duct tape handcuffs, on their way to the PODTW camps. {which are actually quite nice...duct tape is a miracle building material. }

 

[pressingon17]

That's it, sending in my elite squad of Ranger Snipers to take SR down. She's the missing link in winning the war.

 

[barefeetonholyground]

*over radio sitting where I should be* roger that. I have a visual on SR in my Sniper duct tape net gun scope...I'll keep eyes on until I get a clean shot...

Following my decoy again Andrew? Seattle Rain is on her way to Turkey with Mark Driscoll, to see the ancient churches in Revelation. Her second in command, Colonel Little_Tigress, will be fighting on her behalf. Sorry, but Seattle Rain did pay five grand for this trip a year ago before this war began.

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

Your decoy matters not. We have taken seattle. The duct tape parades will begin soon. Afterall I need to show off my mighty tape missiles of mass stickiness somewhere right? Ah parading them through the streets. Truly the fear that will be instilled in the hearts of the sharpinians will delight this cold soul.