The Sharpie/Duct Tape war!

[Amber the Duskbringer]

*flees wounded but activates my bombs*

enjoy your sticky mess to clean up! you know what they say, better to live and fight another day! I shall return when my forces are ready!

*activates sticky smokebombs and disappears for the night*

(still needs a force, or at least a second in command! join my ranks, where they have breadsticks we have cheesy nachos! This is fun, be back on later I enjoy my bitter war/standoff with ye)

 

[pressingon17]

Muhaha!!! I take second in command of duct tape army! muhahaha!!!

 

[pressingon17]

Who wants to join the duct tape army? we got high pay and you get to choose what job and when you get out. (i learned well from US Army recruters)

 

[barefeetonholyground]

Who wants to join the duct tape army? we got high pay and you get to choose what job and when you get out. (i learned well from US Army recruters)

well do it proper dude. You need to PM the general in order to join.
*Seattle Rain puts sharpie stink bombs in the ventilation system of the duct tape embassy*

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

*ducttapes the vents and activates outside enemy sanitation bombs* He did My second in command. Lead yer own army sharp one. *hits you with a wad of tape in the face*

 

[Im_A]

Duct Tape, as much as I love you I must join the side of Sharpie. I use Sharpies more than your wonderful magic my dear Duct Tape. Please don't hate me...we'll have a meet up sometime when Sharpie is away...believe me.

 

[penNpaper]

Can I be a Duct Tape General? I have done 7 terms in the Paper Cut Wars as well as set free the Paper Clips in the Paper Shedder Ages of 1992.

I did lost General Post-it-Note *ahem*

God Bless,
Drew

God Bless,
Drew

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

You may be my third in command Sharpies are only useful for tagging, tape is in many ways better! *arms my soldiers with sticky bombs and hurls them at the sharpie capital*

 

[barefeetonholyground]

Can I be a Duct Tape General? I have done 7 terms in the Paper Cut Wars as well as set free the Paper Clips in the Paper Shedder Ages of 1992.

I did lost General Post-it-Note *ahem*

God Bless,
Drew

God Bless,
Drew

what? Drew if you insist on joining duct tape (who has a general) then my lawyer advises that we see other people. Sorry.
And Im_a--pm me if you're joining my team! Go Sharpies!

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

*hurls sticky bombs at seattle rain* thats for not accepting my friend request!

 

[barefeetonholyground]

sorry but I haven't been near a computer. If my lame blackberry would cooperate I would have. As soon as I take my computer to starbucks tonight I will. *tosses a coke and mento bomb with black ink at Amber*

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

Yeah i understand that blackberry mess lol *ducks behind the couch and hides in a duck tape tent, an uses my duck tape bow and sticky arrow on yer forehead* eat that!

 

[barefeetonholyground]

*Seattle Rain throws her Blackberry at Amber and gets an iPhone*
Ok that should make my life much easier. While I'm at it...
*Seattle Rain steals all the Duct Tape people's Droids and replaces them with first generation Blackberry pearls*

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

*uses the blackberry to hack your files and changes it all to duct tape rules!*
LOL easier sure why not

*covers the pearls in tape and throws them at you*

 

[Andrew12]

creates duct tape replica of Sharpie uniform, sneaks into Sharpie Central Intelligence, deletes all files. takes the cap off of all the sharpies so they dry out.


& Duct tapes seattle rain to a tent post, and duct tape over her mouth so she cant call reinforcements.

raises a duct tape flag over the sharpie base.


returns to his side.

 

[barefeetonholyground]

creates duct tape replica of Sharpie uniform, sneaks into Sharpie Central Intelligence, deletes all files. takes the cap off of all the sharpies so they dry out.


& Duct tapes seattle rain to a tent post, and duct tape over her mouth so she cant call reinforcements.

raises a duct tape flag over the sharpie base.


returns to his side.

*Seattle Rain thanks her decoy, cuts her free, and sends her decoy off to get reinforcements*
*Seattle Rain puts her bodyguards in front of the embassy as well as her Emerald City palace*
Honestly Andrew! I'm the queen of Seattle. Didn't you think that there would be a possibility that I had at least one body double serving in my personal guard? I actually have quite a few before this war started. You need it when you're queen

 

[pressingon17]

Hahaha, I am second in command of the duct tape army but am General of my own Airforce. Loading up all my stealth bombers with duct tape bombs for Sharpie Capital! And my force of M1 Abrams Tanks are on there way over to surround the capital to prevent escape! Muhahaha

 

[pressingon17]

General, I have taken the liberty to train 1,000 Duct Tape Army special forces airborne Rangers for our cause.We will strike fear into the very hearts of the Sharpie people and soldiers when I start my raids. Hooah!

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

Clearly my forces are more organized. I have the spies and demo guys. You are clearly for a thorough taping pressingon. Engage the enemy and take no prisoners. Encase them in the duct tape carbonite.

 

[pressingon17]

Will do general. The biggest battle is on!
My tanks have surrounded Seattle Rain's capitol and my stealth bombers have began there massive raids on the population and military bases. There is no escape sharpies! The raids will continue till you surrender Seattle rain. I have also sent my crack squads of Rangers to your palace and have taken out all your guards and soldiers and are coming for you now. Surrender!