The Sharpie/Duct Tape war!

[Andrew12]

Following my decoy again Andrew? Seattle Rain is on her way to Turkey with Mark Driscoll, to see the ancient churches in Revelation. Her second in command, Colonel Little_Tigress, will be fighting on her behalf. Sorry, but Seattle Rain did pay five grand for this trip a year ago before this war began.

hehehehe..loook closely at the thread. we confirmed you by DNA.

 

[barefeetonholyground]

hehehehe..loook closely at the thread. we confirmed you by DNA.

Couldn't possibly be me. I'm out of town remember?

 

[Andrew12]

Couldn't possibly be me. I'm out of town remember?

who said I was in town???????

 

[barefeetonholyground]

Oh so you admit that you are MIA? I'm on vacation. Leave me alone or you don't get to see any pictures!

 

[Andrew12]

oh, you mean newpaper pictures of your unconditional surrender? lol

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

Hmmm the better part of me wishes to see the pics. Boys get her second in command, if she resists, get the tickle tape.

 

[barefeetonholyground]

Pictures of Turkey Andrew!

 

[Andrew12]

turkeys surrendering too? wow..our army IS hardcore.

 

[barefeetonholyground]

*seattle rain takes a pin and pops Andrew's overly inflated head*

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

*patches his head with tape* Cmon now, that's our basics!

 

[Andrew12]

hehehehe. *hoses SR down with Goof Off, ink remover thus ruining her sharpie weapons*

 

[pressingon17]

SR, surrender and we'll let you live a peaceful life away from everyone else on a deserted island. What do you say?

 

[Andrew12]

SR, surrender and we'll let you live a peaceful life away from everyone else on a deserted island. What do you say?

I hear Elba is nice this time of year....





{if you get the reference, you win 500 blessings.}

 

[Gym]

I hear Elba is nice this time of year....





{if you get the reference, you win 500 blessings.}

Napolean's exile island

 

[pressingon17]

Where is the sharpies hiding!! Come out you cowards so you can surrender to our army.

 

[pressingon17]

Wow..is this thread dead?

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

No only the sharpie forces ink supplies. We have led a successful campaign. I award each of you your own areas of the sharpie lands and we shall duct tape the moon in celebration.

 

[pressingon17]

We won I guess lol.

 

[Andrew12]

there has been an uptick in chatter from my DtIA agents.. We may have a small cell of sharpie guerrilla fighters that are lying in wait. Seattle rain may attempt to launch a last minute counter offensive.

I am raising the ink terror alert to Duct Tape Grey...


General, I suggest you call elba...make a reservation..

Pressington, get your men together and make sure that you are prepared for at least 7 days of combat.

I will made sure Duct Tape Base is ready in case it is the inkies try to lay siege to it

as well as prep my men for any high risk commando type missions we need.


also.. there are 7 prepped & ready duct tape nuke'ler warheads in the basement of DTHQ, in the event that the inkies make it in the inner gate... we blow the joint to kingdom come..

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

The enemy has refused my friend request, destroy her and all she stands for.