The Sharpie/Duct Tape war!

[barefeetonholyground]

Most of you weren't around in the spring/summer of 2004 so I'll tell you the story....

A poll once went up in the Teens forum asking what the most useful item off the list was. The top two were Sharpies and Duct tape. The snippiness and attitude of each group of supporters began a thread of over a hundred pages of epic awesomeness. Myself, I was the general and fearless leader of the Sharpie army and we were pretty much awesome. Though we eventually signed a peace treaty we still had fun while the war lasted.
However....
When I went in to my office in the sharpie embassy and I've noticed a severe lack of sunlight due to said opposing army duct taping my windows. This is a clear violation of our peace treaty so I have no choice but to declare war yet again on the Duct tape army. Rules are still the same:

1)To pick a team you must PM the general of whichever army you choose to fight for. No wondering and attacking without enlisting first.
2) No lethal weapons
3) Duct tape team may not used sharpie-based weapons and sharpies may not use duct tape-based weapons (not that we would anyway )

Everybody clear? Now, pick a side and PREPARE TO FIGHT!!!!! (by the way, Duct Tape army is currently without a general)

 

[barefeetonholyground]

*Cassie begins the war by locking the doors to the Sharpie embassy and scouting for her second in command*

 

[Squeakers]

Ohmigosh...this oughta be fun!

 

[barefeetonholyground]

It was last time!

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

*wanders into thread with ducktape purse and skirt*

 

[barefeetonholyground]

*Raises eyebrow* did you not read the original post. If you're declaring a side then that makes you general of the Duct Tapers and so far I have my Colonel and my major poised with ink guns. Just letting you know...

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

I will lead it til I am down or find someone better. Then again I am playing fallout new vegas so someone hurry up and take up that rank and let me know. Or be ready to wait 30 minutes for me to respond. I is a confusing individual.

 

[barefeetonholyground]

*Seattle Rain takes out her non-lethal sharpie paintball gun and shoots Amber the Duskbringer*

Haha! Yes, I am an amazing shot if I do say so myself.

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

*activates sticky staple bomb and glues you to the floor and flees*

Nice try sharp one but it will take more than that to defeat Amber the Ducttape dork! Minions to my aid! She has declared war!

 

[Squeakers]

Major Squeaks of the Sharpie army, reporting for duty!

*tosses a Sharpie ink bomb at Amber the Duskbringer*

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

*tries to rub off this ink* Blast you, where are my soldiers? Back to my Ducktape bunker with me.

 

[barefeetonholyground]

*activates sticky staple bomb and glues you to the floor and flees*

Nice try sharp one but it will take more than that to defeat Amber the Ducttape dork! Minions to my aid! She has declared war!

*looks down at her wet clothing* yeah...you seem to forget that this is not my first war. I know the tricks. I'm immune to the stickiness of duct tape with wet clothing.

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

Oh my my you seem to think this is regular tape, no I know how to age my tape. Ever see what happens to tape outside and that sticky mess that it leaves behind? You are infact dealing with a worse version :3 *hurls 10 sticky bombs your way and flees n a cloud of sticky* I need a next in command!

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

Oh dear is that all, I assumed this war would have been better *sharpens claws* Consider my side on hold until I return :3 no dirty tricks or I will bring out my weapons of mass stickiness. I need a next in command. PM if you want it, it will be first person to pm me. I shall return soon.

 

[Squeakers]

*points a Sharpie ink gun at the sticky cloud and shoots*

Bwahahaha!

 

[barefeetonholyground]

Oh my my you seem to think this is regular tape, no I know how to age my tape. Ever see what happens to tape outside and that sticky mess that it leaves behind? You are infact dealing with a worse version :3 *hurls 10 sticky bombs your way and flees n a cloud of sticky* I need a next in command!

*Seattle Rain immediately puts on her gas mask*
*seattle rain sneaks into the duct tape bunker and releases a bag of attack skittles on the sleeping soldiers*

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

Decoys SR decoys! *activates the sticky bombs I had in my bunker and glues you there in a massive wall of tape and tape residue* You are now my hostage.

Foolish, I have no soldiers yet.

 

[barefeetonholyground]

Seattle Rain calls in her legal counsel and second in command. Shari! Help!

 

[Amber the Duskbringer]

Do it and I shall encase you in a sea of tape. *holds one claw on the deadman's trigger and cackles maniacally*

 

[barefeetonholyground]

[*seattle rain reaches for her dagger, cuts herself free, and holds out her sharpie grenade.* Stand back! Let me go or we both get blasted with green ink!
*seattle rain backs out of the bunker while the duct tape general is paralyzed with fear, then at the doorway...*
*Cassie throws an unopened bottle of Sprite on the ground and runs out of the room*