The Return of My Apple Challenge

[Tomk80]

I read the first sentence, then when I saw "let's further the analogy" in the second sentence --- that was it.

I didn't even grade it.

Yeah, can't have an analogy that actually is analogous to the situation. That would be so silly.

Better to have your botched analogies that have nothing to do with the real-world equivalent situation.

 

[Bakin]

Forget your apple, AV. I want you to prove that you're not talking out of butt.

 

[Loudmouth]

AV,

So far your analogy has insuffecient information. Perhaps you could answer my question and we could proceed from there.

If you dropped your ex nihilo created apple into a barrel of naturally grown apples how could you or I figure out which one was created ex nihilo? Would it have a stem? Would it have the remains of a flower on the bottom? Both a stem and the remains of a flower would be equivalent to Adam having a bellybutton.

Added by edit: I forgot to ask another important question. What radioactive nuclides does the apple contain? Does it have any Cesium 135?

 

[Loudmouth]

Hey AV, want to accept my Rabbit Challenge?

 

[FishFace]

Hey Loudmouth, since you used an oversized and only vaguely relevant picture, by the laws of Dadism, chapter 2, paragraph 6, you win the argument!

 

[shmee]

I create an apple ex nihilo into the palm of your hand.

What evidence would you use to convince your friend I did this?

I don't know how I'd convince somebody of that. They probably wouldn't believe me if I showed them your ex nihilo apple. I probably wouldn't even believe that you truly did it ex nihilo, like others have said I'd want to know how you did it.

I couldn't expect my friend to believe it if I have no proof that you created it ex nihilo, especially if it looks just like other apples, and especially if I don't know how you did it. Actually, if my friend just bought it without asking for proof I'd think they were a bit too gullible for my tastes.

 

[thaumaturgy]

Hey Loudmouth, since you used an oversized and only vaguely relevant picture, by the laws of Dadism, chapter 2, paragraph 6, you win the argument!

As one of the few surviving apostles testifying to Dad's physical presence among us, long ago, I, Thaumaturgy, formerly Saul of Escondido, can vouch for Fishface's decree.

So Let it Be Written. So Let it Be Done.

Loudmouth wins the debate as per that which we have learned from Dad.

Dad's holy memory be praised.

 

[FishFace]

As one of the few surviving apostles testifying to Dad's physical presence among us, long ago, I, Thaumaturgy, formerly Saul of Escondido, can vouch for Fishface's decree.

So Let it Be Written. So Let it Be Done.

Loudmouth wins the debate as per that which we have learned from Dad.

Dad's holy memory be praised.

PBUH Golden Flying Throne!

 

[thaumaturgy]

PBUH Golden Flying Throne!

I Kid You Not.

 

[Nathan Poe]

Forget your apple, AV. I want you to prove that you're not talking out of butt.

I would think that if he was, he need not bother with creating apples out of thin air -- a ventriloquism act that good belongs in Vegas!

 

[tanzanos]

Hear Ye Hear Ye,
In accordance to the holy rules laid out by Creationism; LOUDMOUTH has won this debate hands down. Anyone disagreeing with this decision should take it up with the higher authority; that being:
Unfortunately God could not be contacted for his opinion so you will have to take it up with the The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

 

[EnemyPartyII]

As one of the few surviving apostles testifying to Dad's physical presence among us, long ago, I, Thaumaturgy, formerly Saul of Escondido, can vouch for Fishface's decree.

So Let it Be Written. So Let it Be Done.

Loudmouth wins the debate as per that which we have learned from Dad.

Dad's holy memory be praised.

What ever happened to Dad anyway? Its JohnR7 I really miss

 

[birdan]

What ever happened to Dad anyway? Its JohnR7 I really miss

Dad (dad1) is posting over at physorg.com and setting all kinds of records for negative feedback ratings! Nothing like talking about the split with a bunch of physicists.

 

[Nathan Poe]

Dad (dad1) is posting over at physorg.com and setting all kinds of records for negative feedback ratings! Nothing like talking about the split with a bunch of physicists.

I just hopped over there and snuck a peek at one of his threads.

I weep for humanity.

 

[TheOutsider]

I just hopped over there and snuck a peek at one of his threads.

I weep for humanity.

I just found this thread: http://forum.physorg.com/index.php?showtopic=16256

How does someone that crazy even figure out how to use a computer?

 

[tanzanos]

I just hopped over there and snuck a peek at one of his threads.

I weep for humanity.

Here is one post replying to DAD ' s post at physorg:

QUOTE

(dad1 @ Jul 16 2007, 12:19 PM) Hell no, mon. He be alive and well and tickin jus fine. He is the man that can bugger your stories up pretty good, to, it seems. What, with de utter lack of a case you be havin, and all.

In your absence you have been getting a fair bit of competition from terry giblin and Imagination for your post of resident physorg forum idiot. They may be stupid, but no one really comes close to you dud1 for total mindless ignorance.

 

[nvxplorer]

I create an apple ex nihilo into the palm of your hand.

What evidence would you use to convince your friend I did this?

AV DID IT --- CASE CLOSED

 

[Tomk80]

I just found this thread: http://forum.physorg.com/index.php?showtopic=16256

How does someone that crazy even figure out how to use a computer?

I must say that I found PuckSR's arguments exceptionally strong, especially given with whom he is arguing. The thread rules.

 

[AV1611VET]

I couldn't expect my friend to believe it if I have no proof that you created it ex nihilo, especially if it looks just like other apples, and especially if I don't know how you did it. Actually, if my friend just bought it without asking for proof I'd think they were a bit too gullible for my tastes.

Good answer, Shmee.

Let me ask you this:

Would your friend believe you if I wrote him/her a note saying I did it, and gave the note to you to give to him/her?

 

[Nathan Poe]

Good answer, Shmee.

Let me ask you this:

Would your friend believe you if I wrote him/her a note saying I did it, and gave the note to you to give to him/her?

Of course not. What kind of credulous oaf would believe such a note?