Daughter of His
Believing God
What did the monster eat after his tooth got pulled???
the Dentist
the Dentist
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TOP 10 SIGNS YOU MAY NOT BE READING YOUR BIBLE ENOUGH
[SIZE=+1][SIZE=-1]--10 The Preacher announces the sermon is from Galatians ... and you check the table of contents. [/SIZE][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1][SIZE=-1]--9 You think Abraham, Isaac and Jacob may have had a few hit songs during the 60's. [/SIZE][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1][SIZE=-1]--8 You open to the Gospel of Luke and a WWII Savings Bond falls out. [/SIZE][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1][SIZE=-1]--7 Your favorite Old Testament patriarch is Hercules. [/SIZE][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1][SIZE=-1]--6 A small family of woodchucks has taken up residence in Psalms. [/SIZE][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1][SIZE=-1]--5 You become frustrated because Charlton Heston isn't listed in either the concordance or the table of contents. [/SIZE][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1][SIZE=-1]--4 Catching the kids reading the Song of Solomon, you demand: "Who gave you this stuff?" [/SIZE][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1][SIZE=-1]--3 You think the minor prophets worked in the quarries. [/SIZE][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1][SIZE=-1]--2 You keep falling for it every time when pastor tells you to turn to First Condominiums.[/SIZE][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1][SIZE=-1]And the No. 1 sign you may not be reading your Bible enough:[/SIZE][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1][SIZE=-1]1) The kids keep asking too many questions about your usual bedtime story: "Jonah the Shepherd Boy and His Ark of Many Colors."[/SIZE][/SIZE]
there are 10 types of people in the world
those who get binary and those who dont