The Excuse Game

[Matthew-59]

Maybe it was your dog that bit me at the railway station, so I am not going to risk walking that dog.

Tell me a nice heartwarming story before I go to bed.

 

[MissRowy]

Im afraid that I only have educational textbooks and not stories

please get me a glass of juice

 

[frogalone]

I'm too tired from over-eating and laughing too much; I just need to crash.


Sing me a carol.

 

[MissRowy]

Im so sorry but my voice box just collapsed from singing too much

tuck me into bed

 

[Matthew-59]

You really shouldn't be going to bed yet anyway, so I will not tuck you in.

Make another piece of cheeze toast for me.

 

[frogalone]

you've had enough to eat, so I will not

do the laundry.

 

[Matthew-59]

you've had enough to eat, so I will not

I did? Who knew? LOL!!

do the laundry.

I am all out of laundry soap. Also, the washing machine won't do the rinse cycle. I guess you'll have to do it yourself.

Give some money to a charity.

 

[Aratinga]

Why should I give money to a charity? They'll just spend it on stupid stuff like food and medicine.

Clean your room.

 

[goddard12]

No, It'll just get dirty again.

Wash my car.

 

[Matthew-59]

I can't wash your car. I gotta go wash mine.

Climb a tree.

 

[frogalone]

the tree is too old to support my weight

wash your face

 

[WannaWitness]

(deleted)

 

[WannaWitness]

My face isn't dirty, it's a mask.

Eat your strawberries.

 

[MissRowy]

I'm allergic to strawberries so I cant eat them

have a shower

 

[Matthew-59]

I just took a bath, so I don't need a shower now.

Eat the leftover turkey.

 

[frogalone]

I can't because I'm stuffed with stuffing.

trim your toenails.

 

[lucypevensie]

I'm attempting to set the world record for longest toenails in the world.

Go blow your nose.

 

[goddard12]

I don't want to waste any tissues.

Buy me a new car.

 

[lucypevensie]

I don't feel like supporting the auto industry right now.

Make me a cuppa tea.

 

[frogalone]

I don't feel like wasting perfectly good water.

Deck the halls and cook the ham.