The Excuse Game

[lucypevensie]

It'll just make everything look gloomy and shadowy and stuff.

Hand me my sweater?

 

[redeemedbygrace24]

My hands are tired

Could someone grab a glass of water for me?

 

[lucypevensie]

I'd probably spill it all over the place and you'd end up with an empty glass in your hand.

Would you mind empying the dishwasher please?

 

[Matthew-59]

Sorry, but this isn't my week to do dishes.

Give the chairs on the patio another coat of paint.

 

[lucypevensie]

I don't want to be responsible for someone maybe sitting down in wet paint and ruining their pants.

Help my daughter with her science homework.

 

[Matthew-59]

I think I may have failed the last test I took in science class, and that was about 28 years ago. Are you sure you want me to help your daughter with her homework? I don't think I should.

The coffee pot is empty, so please make some more.

 

[sunsong12]

I don't have any coffee grounds, I use a Keurig coffeemaker.

Go and buy me something for Valentines Day.

 

[MissRowy]

I don't know what to buy and your boyfriend might get jealous

make me something else to eat please

 

[lucypevensie]

Nah. I'm tired of seeing and smelling food.

Can you wake me at 6 tomorrow morning?

 

[Matthew-59]

No. I won't do it. You need to sleep in 'till noon.

Take the dog out for a walk.

 

[frogalone]

No, it should lean to use the toilet because we might hit a car.

Clean up the coffee you dripped on the floor.

 

[MissRowy]

I haven't drunk any coffee so I can't clean up!

buy me some more laundry detergent

 

[sunsong12]

You shouldn't use laundry detergent be/c it will cause you to get a rash.

Show me how to write a book.

 

[lucypevensie]

Ive never even read a book, so I'm probably not qualified to advise you in this matter.

Go buy me some butter and a bag of frozen strawberries.

 

[sunsong12]

I am FLAT broke, can't even buy a bag a ramen, much less butter and strawberries!

go hold up an bank and let's split the cash!

 

[WannaWitness]

I don't want to end up in jail, and I hear their food is the worst!

Give me a piece of chocolate.

 

[dogs4thewin]

but I do not have any
get in the bath tub

 

[MissRowy]

my bath is too small

go have a shower

 

[lucypevensie]

I took one yesterday.

entertain/play with my extremely energetic dog this morning.

 

[MissRowy]

I am allergic to animal hair

make me another coffee