The Excuse Game

[Dirk1540]

Since I read your funny post I'm now thankful for such a good laugh, so I can't oblige.

Ok that's enough, can we please end this thread now?

 

[gennypearl]

it's against the rules.

can you make a map?

 

[LaSorcia]

I see your point, and it's valid. But what's more important: solidarity or a free meal?

Please pack me a plate of leftovers to take home.

 

[lucypevensie]

Oh, shoot! All out of plates.

Could I have some whipped cream on my pie, please?

 

[Dirk1540]

Why would you need that? You're not getting any pie.

Instead of watching the football game this Thanksgiving can we watch a Barney marathon instead?

 

[MrNoodle]

Only if you sing along and truly love everyone. I think you need to smoke and drink more to truly "love" everyone!!!

Can we start a mosh pit on Thanksgiving?

 

[lucypevensie]

I don't have the right music CDs for that kind of activity.

Let's do gymnastics.

 

[Dirk1540]

Just pulled a muscle as I tried to stand up and comply, sorry, next idea??

Everyone change their signature to "Dirk1540 is a genius!!"

 

[MrNoodle]

I can't it makes me think of Dragon's Lair


Did you empty your plate?

 

[gennypearl]

i wasn't at your home tonight.

can you turn on the tv?

 

[LaSorcia]

No.

Perk me up.

 

[gennypearl]

i can't hear your from where i'm at.

can you send a mail instead of what you were trying to say?

 

[LaSorcia]

Do you really want to hear me whine at you?

Please take on this assassination job. It pays well.

 

[gennypearl]

hand over the philisopher's stone first.

let's go train, military style.

 

[LaSorcia]

No excuse, I could really go for that right now.

Count my push ups for me.

 

[gennypearl]

i can't count for both of us.

hire a maid

 

[LaSorcia]

I tried to, but he refused to wear the tutu.

Please be my literary agent.

 

[gennypearl]

i am not literate enough.

send your techno playlist

 

[LaSorcia]

It's so long, it would crash your computer.

Prove to me that there is even one good country music song.

 

[gennypearl]

don't cry for me argentina? it has a country in its title right?

can you do your own research?