The Excuse Game

[lucypevensie]

Stop making lame excuses.

I hate peeling potatoes. Can you do it?

 

[LaSorcia]

I'm sorry, I'm all out of glycolic acid. That's why I'm so purty.

Will you finish the cooking while I go take a shower?

 

[MrNoodle]

Or you could save time by cooking in the shower

did you put out the Hors d'oeuvre's?

 

[gennypearl]

i don't know what you're talking about.

let's change hair color.

 

[MrNoodle]

hair like this? this hair color is in grey scale

do you think the traffic will get better

 

[*Jesus Freak*]

Traffic? What traffic, I only walk everywhere.

Do you think will we have a big blizzard this Winter?

 

[gennypearl]

I'm sorry I'm not a weather man

please reply with an excuse

 

[lucypevensie]

Sometimes the only excuse I can think of is a good, valid excuse - like this one. Then it's breaking the rules.

Let's cut out paper snowflakes.

 

[gennypearl]

and then the kids will just cut it into pieces? no, thanks.

can you help me file all these papers?

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Usually one shreds papers and file nails. I think it would take far too long to file papers, and if you put polish on afterwards, how would you read them?

Why do you doubt me?

 

[gennypearl]

because you're a stranger. mom said don't trust a stranger.

will you tell me if i am repeating thinks to ask excuse for?

 

[Dirk1540]

I have better things to do than scan 4131 posts for that answer.

Go through every single one of my posts and give me likes to beef up my stats.

 

[gennypearl]

i can't view your profile. most likely i won't be able to see your posts.

explain to me what life is.

 

[LaSorcia]

In biology class, there was a lecture about the characteristics of living things, but I fell asleep.

Can you explain matrices to me?

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Those movies were far too confusing and car-chasey, plus off course, Keano Reeves - no one can understand him.

Can you teach me how to swim?

 

[Dirk1540]

Look, you either have it or you don't.

Can I eat Thanksgiving dinner at your house this year I burnt my last bridge?

 

[MrNoodle]

you might as well everyone else does

Did you know that the song Jingle Bells is NOT about Christmas?
(its actually about drinking and sex on the way to Thanksgiving dinner - not a joke)

 

[*Jesus Freak*]

Oh, I never liked the song Jingle Bells so I blocked it off my play list.

Can someone bring me a Deep Fried Turkey for Thanksgiving?

 

[Dirk1540]

Bad timing, just started my health food kick yesterday, deep fried foods are out.

Since there is no such thing as a person who doesn't love Justin Bieber list your favorite 3 songs from him below.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Utilising Gematria and logarithmic scales, I have determined by up to 67.47238% certainty that Justin Bieber's songs may perhaps be the trumpets being sounded in Revelation. As such, I can't choose which horrible unfortunate event I see as more acceptable than another.

Please skip Thanksgiving, in solidarity to the rest of the world that are not American, and therefore have nothing to be thankful for on that day.