The Excuse Game

[MissRowy]

The crockpot broke and the other saucepans are dirty

could you fix my keyboard for me?

 

[lucypevensie]

You didn't specify if this is your computer keyboard or your piano keyboard. Until I find out, the answer will have to be no. Even if you do tell me, though, the answer will still have to be no because I don't know how to fix either one.

Could you turn up the heat a couple more degrees?

 

[MissRowy]

Its warm enough...put a jumper on if you are cold

can you grab me another drink from the fridge?

 

[sunsong12]

Well, I didn't close the door on the fridge yesterday, so everything is the fridge is either sour or warm.

Get me something to fix my hair.

 

[lucypevensie]

Here's something to fix your hair: get in your car and go to the store and buy what you need. That always works for me

Please scrub the potatoes for tonight's dinner.

 

[sunsong12]

I thougth we were having the small new red potatoes---those don't have to be scrubbed, besides, taste better with the skin.

Get the meatloaf started.

 

[lucypevensie]

You probably didn't know, but yesterday I decided to go vegan, so...

Will you sort these papers into the correct piles, please?

 

[MissRowy]

I don't know what piles you want so I can't really help you!

could you wash the dishes for me please?

 

[lucypevensie]

My hands are very sensitive to dish detergent. You wouldn't want me to get chapped hands, trust me!

Will you call in a pizza order from Edwardo's for me? Stuffed, with spinach, black olive, and fresh mushrooms, please.

 

[sunsong12]

I ran up a really big telephone bill I couldn't pay, now my phone is disconnected.

Please tell my boss I need a mental health day today, so I will be out all day.

 

[MissRowy]

Sorry but i cant seem to find your boss' telephone number

make me another cup of coffee

 

[lucypevensie]

I don't know how to run a coffee maker.

COuld you make me some soup for lunch?

 

[Matthew-59]

I only know how to make tadpole soup, and I doubt you'd like that.

Will you go ice fishing with me?

 

[sunsong12]

I can't "stand" to be on the ice....

Let's get a percussion band started.

 

[WannaWitness]

It would disturb the peace.

Pick me a bouquet of colorful flowers.

 

[lucypevensie]

I'm color blind and would probably pick a really ugly combination of colors.

Make me some French toast and pour me some orange juice.

 

[Matthew-59]

I only know how to make Texas Toast, and orange juice doesn't go well with my blood type, so I ain't makin' any French toast or orange juice for you.

Feed the dog.

 

[dennis1777]

I'm allergic to dogs.


Give me a foot massage

 

[lucypevensie]

Here. Stand on this tennis ball. That's about the only foot massage I can give you.

Drive me to work this afternoon?

 

[dennis1777]

Here. Stand on this tennis ball. That's about the only foot massage I can give you.

Drive me to work this afternoon?

I do not own a car as it only pollutes the environment.

Now make me dinner and I will even wash the dishes.