The Excuse Game

[sunsong12]

I don't have a driver's license and the nearest store is too far from me to walk. Also, not sure I'd pick out the right type of toilet paper and if you wanted me to also put the toilet paper on the holder, I'd probably put it on wrong.

Lend me $10,000 so that I can build a small house to live in.

 

[lucypevensie]

Not when a house could be built for a lot less. 2 of the 3 little pigs made homes from straw and sticks. You could do that for free.

You should probably go take a shower.

 

[sunsong12]

Cat and turtle are in the tub, so can't take a bath right now.

Go out and dance the tango!

 

[Matthew-59]

I can't. Ya know what they say... It takes two to tango. I is only one people.

You should drink more water.

 

[lucypevensie]

Water gives me heartburn.

Toss me a piece of that candy.

 

[aflower4God]

Are you kidding me, I hate candy

Please tell me it is not going to rain today.

 

[lucypevensie]

I would, but that might be a lie, and I want to be known as an honest person.

Can you get my sewing machine working correctly?

 

[MissRowy]

I don't know how to fix sewing machines so I cant help you

get me something cool and refreshing to drink

 

[sunsong12]

I would, but my fridge broke last night and all the ice melted.

Get in here and help me clean up the mess in my kitchen.

 

[lucypevensie]

Nah, your mess isn't bothering me, so I don't have to clean it.

Quiet down a bit please.

 

[Matthew-59]

But I weren't makin' any noise. I can't quiet down any more than that.

Come over and vacuum my carpet.

 

[MissRowy]

there seems to be a problem with your vacuum so therefore I cant clean your carpet

find me something cool to wear

 

[Matthew-59]

All I have out is men's winter clothing. That wouldn't help you much.

Make a pizza.

 

[lucypevensie]

I've never even been to culinary school. Do you think I am an Iron Chef or something?

Could you get me a glass of water? With ice in it?

 

[MissRowy]

it was so hot that your freezer died and the ice melted and the water was too hot for you to drink

can you turn the airconditioner on?

 

[lucypevensie]

No because I might get an electric shock when I touch the knob.

I'm feeling blue. What can you do to cheer me up a bit?

 

[sunsong12]

"A very merry un-birthday to you! to you! A very merry un-birthday today! to you! to me!"
(picture me dancing around like the guy on Alice in Wonderland )

Can you hurry up the Spring!

 

[brinny]

It's not talkin' to me right now...i think it's hidin' or sleepin'

how can i wake up?

 

[WannaWitness]

It's not talkin' to me right now...i think it's hidin' or sleepin'

how can i wake up?

I don't know; I'd wake you up but then I'd have to make you some coffee and I am not sure what brand you like.

Bring me a piece of cheese.

 

[lucypevensie]

That would be too tempting for me. I'd just want to eat the whole package myself.

Could you put dinner in the crockpot if I show you the recipe and where all the ingredients are?