The Catacombs

[Lisa0315]

1. ivonics

The caucasian paralell to ebonics, basically whitespeech. Make frequent use of the word, "dude," "sup" and "football!!!" Less creative than its pigmentally gifted brother, it is slowly being abandoned by more impressionable white people for evonics, a cross of the two spoken by wankstas.
Aw dude, lets play some football! Yee-haw!

2. ivonics

Has gained legitamancy now that Webster-Merriam dictionary now includes "nukular" as a proper pronunciation of nuclear thanks to prez Bush Jr.


lol!

Oh, but it is a bit nastier than that. Ivonics is interpreted, you see:

For example:

The ad was wrong. The rent is really $650 per month would be Ivonics.

Black folks would understand that really means, "We only rent to white people." That is the true meaning of Ivonics.

Some co-workers and I were having a convo today about this. I thought it was sort of appropriate here too as I am beginning to feel a bit marginalized.

For example:

Your post has been deleted for being off topic.

Actually means:

I didn't like your post so I deleted it.

Lisa

 

[MrJim]

Oh, but it is a bit nastier than that. Ivonics is interpreted, you see:

For example:

The ad was wrong. The rent is really $650 per month would be Ivonics.

Black folks would understand that really means, "We only rent to white people." That is the true meaning of Ivonics.

Some co-workers and I were having a convo today about this. I thought it was sort of appropriate here too as I am beginning to feel a bit marginalized.

For example:

Your post has been deleted for being off topic.

Actually means:

I didn't like your post so I deleted it.

Lisa

ahhh.....

 

[Lisa0315]

Well, I have one point now. You think they will mail me my card once they get to the printers?

Lisa

 

[Nadiine]

yup. Complaining=HITS.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

That or stuff like shock jocks with controversial topics... that gets the hits too.

 

[MrJim]

That or stuff like shock jocks with controversial topics... that gets the hits too.

shock jocks

 

[icedtea]

I can't figure out why some Want to break rules.

 

[MrJim]

I can't figure out why some Want to break rules.

MEBBE TEH RULEZ R BAD

 

[Nadiine]

becuz the rules are the problem.

 

[No Swansong]

I can't figure out why some Want to break rules.

Why do you think people want to?

 

[MrJim]

You know this place won't last long~with the new rulz we'll get whacked one by one until only the compliant are left standing...didja hear that noise? That was the sound of another gettin' whacked..

 

[Lisa0315]

I'll just go back to the ghetto. I am not much for patting everyone on the back. I like to discuss deep things. I do like to keep things civil and I am as guilty as the next person, but I always liked to debate in the ghetto because people are not so sensitive. I was never reported a single time there.

Lisa

 

[No Swansong]

Lisa are you leaving us here?

 

[JimfromOhio]

becuz the rules are the problem.

Yep.. We have Foru.ms' rules, congregational rules (Statement of Faith) PLUS members' own rules and agendas.

Everyone is at fault. Maybe this is not a place for me. I don't want to be in a place where blames are focus when we should be focusing on fixing.

 

[JimfromOhio]

Why do you think people want to?

want to???

make more rules or break rules?

 

[MrJim]

I'll just go back to the ghetto. I am not much for patting everyone on the back. I like to discuss deep things. I do like to keep things civil and I am as guilty as the next person, but I always liked to debate in the ghetto because people are not so sensitive. I was never reported a single time there.

Lisa

so where's this ghetto gepetto?

 

[Lisa0315]

so where's this ghetto gepetto?

GA of course.

Lisa

 

[desmalia]

Oh, but it is a bit nastier than that. Ivonics is interpreted, you see:

For example:

The ad was wrong. The rent is really $650 per month would be Ivonics.

Black folks would understand that really means, "We only rent to white people." That is the true meaning of Ivonics.

Some co-workers and I were having a convo today about this. I thought it was sort of appropriate here too as I am beginning to feel a bit marginalized.

For example:

Your post has been deleted for being off topic.

Actually means:

I didn't like your post so I deleted it.

Lisa

Ah yes. I've seen a lot of that.

 

[No Swansong]

want to???

make more rules or break rules?

I was asking her why she felt people wanted to break rules. BTW are you up to meeting me for lunch sometime next week?

 

[icedtea]

I cannot fathom why people want to break rules.
Some just want to attack any and all.
I see no problem (there).

 

[desmalia]

I cannot fathom why people want to break rules.
Some just want to attack any and all.
I see no problem (there).

I'm not a rule breaker by nature. Not at all. In fact I generally have a lot of respect for mods on forums because I know how hard that job is. But when I see the Gospel being squelched and good Christians being persecuted, I will speak out, and if need be, break the rules. Plain and simple. Christians are being abused, manipulated, and shut down in this place, and there is absolutely no good excuse for it. Not even the almighty "rules".