Take a centipede to church

[psychoceramic]

A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went
to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a
little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him. So he
asked
the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today, we
will
have a good time."

But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but
he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to church
with me and receive blessings?" But again, there was no answer from his new
friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the
situation.

He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up
against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like
to go to church with me and learn about The Lord?"

A little voice came out of the box:..

"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."

 

[Jinnapiban]

very cute!

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?








A centipede with athlete's foot!

 

[ChristianTeen]

lol

 

[Hollypop]

that was soooo cute.

 

[+ice+]

awww so cute

 

[Sun_flwer]

*chuckles*

 

[Soulikz]

hahahaahah...nice one

 

[Bladecarver]

That may take awhile.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

very cute!

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?








A centipede with athlete's foot!

...or a giraffe with a sore throat.

 

[bgoddenia]

NICE ONE THE CENTIPEDE WILL LEARN ABOUT GOD!! HEHE

BETSY

 

[Aimee03]

Cute, lol.