Superman Turns Gay

[Michie]

Lewis Lane?

Man of Steel?

I’ll stop now.

Todd Starnes reports:

“Breaking news from the world of comic books — Superman may be gay.

Pink News reports that DC Comics is going to kill off the Clark Kent character and turn the cape and tights over to his son – Jonathan Kent. According to a number of media sources – Jonathan Kent will come out of the phone booth.

“I just found out, I got a little bit of a scoop about what DC’s plans are. Nobody knows this, yet. It hasn’t really been announced, except by me. The plan is that… Superman’s book… I guess Clark Kent is going bye-bye,” said DC Comics artist Ethan Van Sciver on his popular ComicArtistsPro Secrets YouTube channel.

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Superman Turns Gay – Creative Minority Report

 

[2PhiloVoid]

Lewis Lane?

Man of Steel?

I’ll stop now.

Todd Starnes reports:

“Breaking news from the world of comic books — Superman may be gay.

Pink News reports that DC Comics is going to kill off the Clark Kent character and turn the cape and tights over to his son – Jonathan Kent. According to a number of media sources – Jonathan Kent will come out of the phone booth.

“I just found out, I got a little bit of a scoop about what DC’s plans are. Nobody knows this, yet. It hasn’t really been announced, except by me. The plan is that… Superman’s book… I guess Clark Kent is going bye-bye,” said DC Comics artist Ethan Van Sciver on his popular ComicArtistsPro Secrets YouTube channel.

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Superman Turns Gay – Creative Minority Report

... Superman, too!!!! But, they just did that with Wonder Woman and Robin already.

I guess they need more diverse characters than they already do?

 

[Michie]

... Superman, too!!!! But, they just did that with Wonder Woman and Robin already.

I guess they need more diverse characters than they already do?

All super heroes are gay.

 

[Jesus is my Superhero]

All super heroes are gay.

HEY!

 

[Ceallaigh]

The only way to put a stop to this is for everyone/everything to be declared gay.

 

[2PhiloVoid]

All super heroes are gay.

I guess it was the wearing of the tights that gave it away ....

 

[Michie]

I guess it was the wearing of the tights that gave it away ....

I always thought that a huge clue. I guess they are just correcting any misconceptions.

 

[2PhiloVoid]

I always thought that a huge clue. I guess they are just correcting any misconceptions.

I guess so, and that clarification is good since I've always gone for more of the non-tight wearing, brawny...

... green-skinned type Supes ...

 

[Michie]

I guess so, and that clalrification is good since I've always gone for more of the non-tight wearing, brawny...

... green-skinned type Supes ...

Now wait... give it time.

 

[2PhiloVoid]

I guess so, and that clarification is good since I've always gone for more of the non-tight wearing, brawny...

... green-skinned type Supes ...

I better not be seeing the Hulk buddying up to Thor any time soon ...

 

[Michie]

I better not be seeing the Hulk buddying up to Thor any time soon ...

Now now...it could be Aqua Man. I suggest the Hulk get into anger management classes and get that under control before engaging in any type of relationship with his fellow same-sex super heroes. I can see it now... the anger comes not only from that lab accident but his failure to be who he really is. There will be a change in pronouns as well. (He) will be called (them). Because it totally makes all sorts of sense. Science!!!

 

[Sword of the Lord]

All super heroes are gay.

The writers are gay.

 

[Michie]

The writers are gay.

I’m not sure why they are going this with so many characters. At this rate it will be a gay franchise.

 

[Sword of the Lord]

I’m not sure why they are going this with so many characters. At this rate it will be a gay franchise.

Sssssssuperman

 

[Sword of the Lord]

Oops I mean sssssssuper person