Super Powers, Villains and Weakness

[NurseAbigail]

If you had a super power (pick only one, can be made up) what would it be?
And what would be your kryptonite (weakness)?
Who would be your worst nemesis (create your supervillain)?

My super power will be Super Chef! I can cook any dish in less than 1 min! Saving the world, one dish at a time!
My kryptonite will be cute cats!
My worst nemesis is the Dark Brocolli! He forces people to eat brocolli raaaaawwww!!! (dun dunnn dunnnnnnn)

 

[Left]

My super power would be that I can think for myself and come up with ideas MacGyver style.

My weakness would be that I am also a computer nerd who gets distracted by women.

My super villain? Not sure, but I'm pretty sure it would be someone from that there Singles board. Hahaha.

 

[LaSorcia]

Super power- telepathy, but only when I want to, not continuously
Weakness- eating pizza
Nemesis- ESTJs

 

[Circumcised_Heart]

Super power- when I concentrate, people see me as a diseased and rabid dog and want to run away in case they get bitten.
Weakness - dog leashes that are made of pure silver.
Nemesis - a well meaning vet by the name of Sparkley Annie, who has recently moved to the neighborhood and wants to ensure all stray animals are homed or if unwanted, are humanely euthanased.

 

[LaSorcia]

Superpower: invisibility
Weakness: tanzanite
Nemesis: dollar store employees

 

[MrNoodle]

Superpower: Change the matter of physical objects
Weakness: Floral arrangement
Nemesis: PeeWee Herman, because he would be good in a "bad guy" role

 

[Circumcised_Heart]

This is a superpower for somebody else...

Superpower: Mild-mannered, attractive Dr Sarah Wellstein is an up-and-coming paediatrician living in a small community in the mid-West. But underneath her white coat, she has an extra-ordinary superpower - she has the ability to perform most simple operations/procedures in under two minutes, and the more complicated in under 5 (plus time for the anesthetic to kick in, where applicable).

Kryptonite: She attends a Lutheran church but hides a dark secret - she is half-Jewish, which seems in part linked to her weakness - bacon makes her weak and dizzy.

Worst nemesis: Inbetween her normal life of volunteering in her community as a mohelet at christenings and in the local hospital, Dr Wellstein's nemesis is the evil Baron Davros Von Deathschild, a Jewish landowner, businessman and industry tycoon hell-bent on turning all of Well County into a giant pork ranch. In addition to this evil ambition, Von Deathschild has also signed a contract with a local pharmaceutical developer to create a new, mandatory vaccine from concentrated swine juices which will make all children unhealthy, fat and stupid - permanently! His long-term ambition for Sarah is to expose her as being part Jewish to her Lutheran church, for which he hopes they will excommunicate her.

 

[Doctor.Sphinx]

To complement the above...

Superpower: Phillip Ignatius Stein - Phil to his friends - is a plain, bespectacled IT support technician, who is able to hack any computer or defeat any security - given enough time. After losing his job as the top IT service technician at IT Service Solution Industries, Phil took a role with Well County's municipal waste collection service, to prevent repossession of his home by the Well County Baron Davros Von Deathschild Bank.

Kryptonite: In addition to his clumsiness, Phil's primary weakness is that he is unable to stand the sight of blood. On his first day driving trucks at Well County's municipal waste collection facility, he inadvertently slipped into the garbage crusher of his truck, and sustained injuries to his foot. Passing out at the sight of his own blood, he narrowly avoided meeting a gruesome and crunchy end by the quick actions of up-and-coming doctor Sarah Wellstein, who witnessed the entire incident, rescued Phil, and subsequently patched up his injured foot. After the rescue, Phil's secondary weakness is the attractive doctor, with whom he finds it difficult to carry out an ordinary-sounding conversation.

Worst nemesis: Once the ace IT service technician for the evil Baron Davros Von Deathschild's company, IT Service Solution Industries, Phillip Ignatius Stein ran afoul of the Jewish landowner-cum-businessman and industry tycoon hell-bent on turning all of Well County into a giant pork ranch, when he compared the speech censoring policies of his employer to the "Politically Correct" speech Communism was infamous for. Convinced by his former employer's extreme reaction to his statement that the Baron is indeed trying to impose some sort of Communistic order on the whole of Well County, Phil spends a lot of his spare time trying to thwart and bring under wider scrutiny the Baron's plans.