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Satanic High Priest's Claim About The Origin Of Evolution

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Jesus had to tell them, "Look, I'm not talking about eating my literal flesh and drinking my literal blood because that would be useless - I'm talking spiritual things. You've got to have Me inside your body, living out My life in you, if you are to profit unto eternal life".
What's that quote from, the New Diabolical Version?

BTW, the catholic church teaches Christ's death means NOTHING toward us obtaining salvation.
Apparently only Protestants are aware of that "fact".
The priests refuse to sing, "And when I think, My God His Son not sparing, sent Him to die, I scarce can take it in.." and their commentary is, "I scarce can take in that nonsense, either. Everyone knows salvation is by the priesthood and pope, not Christ's blood". I have a documentary testifying to this, where a priest was commenting on his love of Reformation era hymns.
I'd like a citation for that claim, por favor. Sund like pure fabrication to me.
Then why don't you just embrace the literal six day Creation of Genesis
Because God's Creation itself belies the belief that the universe was created in 6 solar days.
and immerse yourself in Creation science
Which is a load of rubbish, that refuses to look at the evidence of Creation itself!
, instead of that which Satan announced in that 19th century demonic council would be used to "destroy the Bible without burning it"?
Satan his own self, right? Had a card with his name on it and everything, I bet. "Hi, I'm Satan, but y'all can just call me Nick. Have a seat and I'll tell you all about my Secret Plan".

Uh huh.
 
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By the same token, I'd like for you to prove that you're not a convict who escaped from the penitentiary20 years ago and haven't been discovered. <Laugh>

Even if God had wanted to do it that way, right?
I can.
 
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What's that quote from, the New Diabolical Version?
Is Satan your god?
Apparently only Protestants are aware of that "fact".
I'm pretty sure anyone who thinks "the pope is Jesus Christ Himself, hidden under veil of flesh" has not business criticizing Protestants.

I'd like a citation for that claim, por favor. Sund like pure fabrication to me.
I doubt you'd consider it even if I showed it to you.

Because God's Creation itself belies the belief that the universe was created in 6 solar days.
So, God and His Son are liars. Good thing CF allows heretical views on here, likely because they know daylight is the best disinfectant.


Which is a load of rubbish, that refuses to look at the evidence of Creation itself!
You're describing the atheistic scientific community.


Satan his own self, right? Had a card with his name on it and everything, I bet. "Hi, I'm Satan, but y'all can just call me Nick. Have a seat and I'll tell you all about my Secret Plan".

Uh huh.
You can mock satanic secrecy all you want, but if you knew anything about Scripture at all, you'd know that Jesus over and over contrasted His forthrightness with the secrecy of His enemies. Are you defending Satan?
 
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I'd like a citation for that claim, por favor. Sund like pure fabrication to me.
Look, I'll have to do some digging, but you could save me a lot of trouble and just go to your priest and ask him how he feels about this verse:

"And when I think, that God, His Son not sparing;
Sent Him to die, I scarce can take it in;
That on a Cross, my burdens gladly bearing,
He bled and died to take away my sin."

Any priest worth his salt will immediately deny the necessity of Christ's shed blood for the forgiveness of sin, and tell you salvation is imparted by the word of the pope and priests, not by anyone's blood.
 
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A fraudulent lower-case "god", anyway.
Adam handed over reins to Satan in Eden...I thought everyone knew that, but I guess only people who read Scripture.


Really? Boy, I guess when the Father of Lies makes a promise we can bank on it, huh? <Laugh>
Are you saying you don't trust the word of Holy Spirit inspired authors who acknowledge Satan's authority over this Earth, acquired by him in Eden when he led our first parents to sin? That's not nice.
Better question is why would he bother?
IDK...why do politicians make campaign promises? Why do lobbyists offer politicians anything? Let's not be obtuse.
 
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Apparently only Protestants are aware of that "fact".
A small minority of Protestants. The vast majority of them are way too smart to believe a story like that.
 
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Thanks for agreeing

The devil, being a liar, could offer anything. That doesn't mean he actually can or will.

The devil is, and always has been, a grifter from the beginning. So why believe anything he says?

-CryptoLutheran
 
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The devil, being a liar, could offer anything. That doesn't mean he actually can or will.

The devil is, and always has been, a grifter from the beginning. So why believe anything he says?

-CryptoLutheran
Do you think the devil was lying when he said that he would give Jesus all the kingdoms of the world? I'm sure it's possible, but if he was lying, then why didn't Jesus just plainly state that he was a liar and could do no such thing? No, I believe the devil does control the world to a great extent and that he gives it to people in exchange for their souls. Just look at hollywood and all the people that sell themselves to be friends with the world and for fame. The devil does have real power and we can't understand exactly how he operates either.
 
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Do you think the devil was lying when he said that he would give Jesus all the kingdoms of the world? I'm sure it's possible, but if he was lying, then why didn't Jesus just plainly state that he was a liar and could do no such thing? No, I believe the devil does control the world to a great extent and that he gives it to people in exchange for their souls. Just look at hollywood and all the people that sell themselves to be friends with the world and for fame. The devil does have real power and we can't understand exactly how he operates either.

Do I think the liar was lying? Of course I do.

You think the devil has anything he could possibly offer to the Lord God Omnipotent?

-CryptoLutheran
 
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Do I think the liar was lying? Of course I do.

You think the devil has anything he could possibly offer to the Lord God Omnipotent?

-CryptoLutheran
I wonder what the the purpose of the temptations were then. Perhaps just symbolic in that while Satan was able to tempt the first Adam, the second Adam withstood him.
 
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Do I think the liar was lying? Of course I do.

You think the devil has anything he could possibly offer to the Lord God Omnipotent?

-CryptoLutheran
Apparently he thought he could, otherwise why would he offer anything at all? Did he expect Jesus to answer the way He answered? I doubt it. Jesus is not predictable to the devil nor anyone. But the devil tried anyway. I think the devil would gladly trade whatever he had of the kingdoms of the world for worship.
 
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Apparently he thought he could, otherwise why would he offer anything at all?
Because he's a liar, and that's what he does?
I think the devil would gladly trade whatever he had of the kingdoms of the world for worship.
He's better at selling people stuff he doesn't have. That's what grifters do.
 
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Because he's a liar, and that's what he does?
Why would he waste his time if he already knew the outcome of his proposals?
He's better at selling people stuff he doesn't have. That's what grifters do.
This wouldn't work though. If he promised things to others who are not Christ Himself then he would eventually have to pony up and make good on his end of the bargain or he wouldn't get what he wants (I.e. worship, evil action, etc.) If the devil told some heathen that he would give him power, wealth and fame for his immortal soul, he would have to actually deliver on those things, otherwise said person wouldn't cooperate.
 
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Is Satan your god?
Nope. Yours, perhaps? You seem to have found some quotes from our Lord that Scripture missed.

Jesus had to tell them, "Look, I'm not talking about eating my literal flesh and drinking my literal blood because that would be useless - I'm talking spiritual things. You've got to have Me inside your body, living out My life in you, if you are to profit unto eternal life".

Where'd you come up with that one? Or do you just make stuff up and then attribute it to Jesus Christ?

I'm pretty sure anyone who thinks "the pope is Jesus Christ Himself, hidden under veil of flesh" has not business criticizing Protestants.
Glad you chose that particular canard! Here's what the Roman Catholics (I'm Anglo-Catholic myself) have to say about it:
There is a photo of Pius X being passed around with a false statement attributed to him. In the caption Pius X is alleged to have said that "the Pope is not simply the representative of Jesus Christ. On the contrary, he is Jesus Christ Himself, under the veil of the flesh." No Pope is Jesus Christ in the flesh. There is only one Man-God and He is Jesus. Popes are in fact representatives of Christ and there is the authority that Jesus gave His Apostles in general and to Peter specifically. What is most telling about this quote is that it gives no Catholic source. If they had a Catholic source for it they would be screaming it from the house top. I did some looking around and found an article titled "The Pope claims to be God on earth" and Pius X was quoted in the article. Apparently, they didn’t give the source for the quote because if the reader had checked it, he would realize that Pius X never said the Pope was Jesus Christ.

There's more, just in case you're even vaguely interested in the truth of the matter Is the Pope Jesus Christ

I doubt you'd consider it even if I showed it to you.
Probably not; after that made-up "quote" you attributed to our Lord your credibility isn't all that one might hope, is it?
So, God and His Son are liars.
If you say so. (See how that works? Some fun, huh?)
Good thing CF allows heretical views on here, likely because they know daylight is the best disinfectant.
I hope that proves to be the case.
You're describing the atheistic scientific community.
Don't you find it ridiculus to believe that only atheists are interested in studying God's actual creations? What are you afraid they'll find there? But I see you don't mind using the inventions produced by those allegedly atheistic engineers and scientists when it suits you, and or allows you to peddle your twisted religion.

You can mock satanic secrecy all you want
I mock Satan at every opportunity and on any excuse. He's a fraud and a liar. Martin Luther said it beautifully in the song:
The Prince of Darkness grim,
We tremble not for him;
His rage we can endure,
For lo! His doom is sure.
One little word shall fell him.
Are you defending Satan?
See above. The question seems to me to be more than a little mendacious (kinda like the "quotes" from our Lord that appear nowhere in Scripture).
Is Satan your god?
Satan isn't even a god. But I suspect that he is in your beliefs. An evil god who wars with the Good God, and the issue possibly in doubt. Close?
I doubt you'd consider it even if I showed it to you.
Probably not. I'd just keep remembering that phony "quote".
Are you saying you don't trust the word of Holy Spirit inspired authors who acknowledge Satan's authority over this Earth, acquired by him in Eden when he led our first parents to sin? That's not nice.
Let's see if you believe this:
16 Then the eleven disciples went away into Galilee, into a mountain where Jesus had appointed them.
17 And when they saw him, they worshipped him: but some doubted.
18 And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth.
19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:
20 Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world. Amen.

So tell me about Satan's authority over this earth again. Our Lord says He's in charge. Gee whiz, who should I believe, you or Him? Tough decision <ROFL>
 
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Any priest worth his salt will immediately deny the necessity of Christ's shed blood for the forgiveness of sin
Really? Here's part of a much longer Catholic prayer:

Blood of Christ, only-begotten Son of the eternal Father,
save us.
Blood of Christ, Incarnate Word of God,
save us.
Blood of Christ, of the New and Eternal Testament,
save us.

Blood of Christ, falling upon the earth in Agony,
save us.
Blood of Christ, shed profusely in the Scourging,
save us.
Blood of Christ, flowing forth in the Crowning with Thorns,
save us.
Blood of Christ, poured out on the Cross,
save us.
Blood of Christ, price of our salvation,
save us.
Blood of Christ, without which there is no forgiveness,
save us.

Any questions?
 
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Look, I'll have to do some digging, but you could save me a lot of trouble and just go to your priest and ask him how he feels about this verse:

"And when I think, that God, His Son not sparing;
Sent Him to die, I scarce can take it in;
That on a Cross, my burdens gladly bearing,
He bled and died to take away my sin."
It would be helpful if you cited the verse and translation.
That's especially true of:
"Look, I'm not talking about eating my literal flesh and drinking my literal blood because that would be useless - I'm talking spiritual things. You've got to have Me inside your body, living out My life in you, if you are to profit unto eternal life".
Any priest worth his salt will immediately deny the necessity of Christ's shed blood for the forgiveness of sin, and tell you salvation is imparted by the word of the pope and priests, not by anyone's blood.
How do you explain the Catholic sacrament called the Holy Eucharist?
 
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