Relationship Contracts

[ImAllLikeOkWaitWat]

I ______________ promise to give Rayofsun at least 30 minutes of silent alone time every day. When she states it has been an especially trying day, I will not whine if she needs to extend silent time to up to 90 minutes.

Deal!

 

[Journey.In.Grace]

I ______________ promise to give Rayofsun at least 30 minutes of silent alone time every day. When she states it has been an especially trying day, I will not whine if she needs to extend silent time to up to 90 minutes.

I love the way you both formatted and worded that.

 

[MustardSeeed]

Like Colonel Sanders?

No, like the Krusty Krab

 

[ImAllLikeOkWaitWat]

No, like the Krusty Krab

Deal!

 

[RayofSun]

I love the way you both formatted and worded that.

Thank you, can you tell I've been thinking of that one for a while? That's definitely not the end of the contract but it's #1.

 

[leothelioness]

I ______________ promise to give Rayofsun at least 30 minutes of silent alone time every day. When she states it has been an especially trying day, I will not whine if she needs to extend silent time to up to 90 minutes.

I second this. Any breach of the aforementioned contractual obligation will result in a stiff penalty.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

They have to be okay with me running the fan 365 days a year or playing my white noise app lol

Same here!

I ______________ promise to give Rayofsun at least 30 minutes of silent alone time every day. When she states it has been an especially trying day, I will not whine if she needs to extend silent time to up to 90 minutes.

Yep. This is #1 for me as well. lol Except I want my me time to be flexible. Depending on what I want my me time for or whatever.

Also... If I had a good/true reason for being late either to talk or to meet up, don't get mad at me. lol

I also run a fan 365, and I will not change. So

 

[Far Side Of the Moon]

No, like the Krusty Krab

Lmaoooo too funny

 

[RayofSun]

Also... If I had a good/true reason for being late either to talk or to meet up, don't get mad at me. lol

YES!

I come from a family of late people. You know the type that are always at least 20 minutes late. Bah, who am I kidding? 20 minutes is early. So that should surely be somewhere in my contract as well.

Relationship Contract Addendum
By signing this contract, I acknowledge the fact that Rayofsun is perpetually 5 minutes late for all social gatherings and thus will not become angry or nag her when this happens.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

YES!

I come from a family of late people. You know the type that are always at least 20 minutes late. Bah, who am I kidding? 20 minutes is early. So that should surely be somewhere in my contract as well.

Relationship Contract Addendum
By signing this contract, I acknowledge the fact that Rayofsun is perpetually 5 minutes late for all social gatherings and thus will not become angry or nag her when this happens.

Haha yes I know. I've waited on you a few times to skype. And I didnt mind! Because I was actually ten minutes late for it to begin with. Lol

 

[MustardSeeed]

OH YEAH
They have to be okay with me randomly breaking out in Disney songs. Anytime. Anywhere.
Right now it's the Willy Wonka soundtrack
"Augustus gloop, Augustus gloop, the big fat greedy nincompoop"

 

[zay]

Semi-mostly-somewhat serious

Love to go on drives and not mind ridin shotgun or sometimes off-key baritone singin

Have a fondness for fried chicken, paricularly from Bojangles

Understand or be willing to understand Nascar is not just goin round in circles

Appreciate Dave Ramsey, poetry and delicious hamsteaks

Know ive got a servant's heart

 

[Far Side Of the Moon]

OH YEAH
They have to be okay with me randomly breaking out in Disney songs. Anytime. Anywhere.
Right now it's the Willy Wonka soundtrack
"Augustus gloop, Augustus gloop, the big fat greedy nincompoop"

Lol .... Musicals drove me insane. Lol

Another thing about me is that I can be a gamer... I haven't played in a while but... Sometimes ill be on a DS playing Smash Bros lol to pass the time

And I don't want any flack for it lololol

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Semi-mostly-somewhat serious

Love to go on drives and not mind ridin shotgun or sometimes off-key baritone singin

Have a fondness for fried chicken, paricularly from Bojangles

Understand or be willing to understand Nascar is not just goin round in circles

Appreciate Dave Ramsey, poetry and delicious hamsteaks

Know ive got a servant's heart

Bojangles I noticed you're from North Carolina, so am I!

I like your contract. This gives me more ideas for mine, lol.

 

[redblue22]

Central or one of those stand up air conditioners or in the wall air conditioners?

So long as it is cold.

 

[Gnarwhal]

Forthwith, all disputes shall be settled with giant boxing gloves. Clothing optional.

 

[Ronit]

So hypothetically if you could make a contract for anytime you're in a relationship, what are some things you'd put in said contract? They can be silly things or more important things. It's up to you.

Well I love you is obvious, But he'd have to show his love for me by respecting me as a sister in L-rd. Being a gentleman and kind. Funny. Buying dinner for my parents

 

[Ronit]

And they would have to either be Messianic or at least try to live a Messianic Jewish Lifestyle. Maybe do both holidays

 

[timewerx]

If you say it three times fast @Gabriel Anton will appear!

Oh you noticed!

I thought Gabriel might have read I got nearly possessed by the devil. Am definitely not possessed now......

I thought I received 5 prayers a day from him the last few days. However, I'd say my last few days have been quite fruitful actually. I have quite a few things on a positive note, save for one horrible migraine!

 

[timewerx]

Contract:

Should allow me to keep my utterly-alien beliefs. Like I sometimes talk to myself because I believe there are highly advanced civilizations living within me and I do talk to them! I even sometimes give them instructions.