Quote and whatever Game (Heaps bonus) (2)

[AmazonPanther]

"Freedom isn't free"

 

[kevin36]

"If man was meant to be nude, he would have been born that way." - Oscar Wilde

 

[kevin36]

"Adam and Eve entered the world naked and unashamed---naked and pure-minded. And no descendant of theirs has ever entered it otherwise. All have entered it naked, unashamed, and clean in mind. They entered it modest. They had to acquire immodesty in the soiled mind, there was no other way to get it."
---Mark Twain

 

[AmazonPanther]

"A body can force a broken hand to work, but not a broken heart." -Chinese Proverb

 

[rnrmachine]

 

[MrFreshdew]

there was this silly xcarver who had a pet named starver and everytime he fed it it would get fed up cuz it wasnt real food and it wanted icescream!

 

[Xcarvengerx]

there was this silly xcarver who had a pet named starver and everytime he fed it it would get fed up cuz it wasnt real food and it wanted icescream!

What's that all about?

 

[AmazonPanther]

WHISPERS IN THE DARK -Skillet

Despite the lies that you're making
Your love is mine for the taking
My love is just waiting
To turn your tears to roses

Despite the lies that you're making
Your love is mine for the taking
My love is just waiting
To turn your tears to roses

I will be the one that's gonna hold you
I will be the one that you run to
My love is a burning, consuming fire

No, you'll never be alone
When darkness comes I'll light the night with stars
Hear the whispers in the dark
No, you'll never be alone
When darkness comes you know I'm never far
Hear the whispers in the dark
Whispers in the dark

You feel so lonely and ragged
You lay there broken and naked
My love is just waiting
To clothe you in crimson roses

I will be the one that's gonna find you
I will be the one that's gonna guide you
My love is a burning, consuming fire

No, you'll never be alone
When darkness comes I'll light the night with stars
Hear the whispers in the dark
No, you'll never be alone
When darkness comes you know I'm never far
Hear the whispers in the dark

No, you'll never be alone
When darkness comes I'll light the night with stars
Hear the whispers in the dark
No, you'll never be alone
When darkness comes you know I'm never far
Hear the whispers in the dark
Whispers in the dark
Whispers in the dark
Whispers in the dark

 

[AmazonPanther]

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had the habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, He found his horse had been stolen.

He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.

"Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?!" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

"Alright, I'm gonna have another drink, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another drink, walked outside, and his horse had been returned to the post.

He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say pardner, before you go...what happened in Texas?"

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."

 

[AmazonPanther]

"One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man." --Elbert Hubbard

 

[warrrior4him007]

men are from mars and women are from vnus

 

[AmazonPanther]

WARNING! The following program may cause excitability and, in extreme cases, nausea. Avoid attentive listening if you are pregnant or nursing a baby while operating heavy machinery. In case of accidental overdose, consult your psychiatrist immediately.

 

[warrrior4him007]

if moma aint happy no one is happy

 

[warrrior4him007]

All would live long but none would be old. - Ben Franklin (1706-1790)

 

[warrrior4him007]

Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it hundreds of times. - Mark Twain (1835-1910)

 

[AmazonPanther]

While on a road trip between Billings and Butte, Montana, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table. And, she didn't miss them until after they had been driving about twenty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses. All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up one minute. To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. And as the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and credit card."

 

[warrrior4him007]

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't even fallen asleep yet. - unknown

 

[warrrior4him007]

life is like a lemon it has pits

 

[warrrior4him007]

George Bush: Read my lips: NO NEW TAXES!

 

[warrrior4him007]

"Isn't that special?" - SNL church lady