Quote and whatever Game (Heaps bonus) (2)

[AmazonPanther]

http://www.rhymes.org.uk/lost-lyrics-old-nursery-rhymes.htm

 

[redheadskiangel]

"To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides."

David Viscott, How to Live with Another Person, 1974

 

[redheadskiangel]

"All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon sand."

~Ella Wheeler Wilcox

 

[AmazonPanther]

A fellow gets ready to make his first parachute jump. His jumpmaster sees he's nervous and says, "Don't worry. Just get out there, arch, count to ten, and pull your main ripcord. If there's a problem with the main, you know you have a reserve. When you land, the truck will pick you up and take you back to the loft." So the fellow exits, arches and pulls. Nothing happens. He pulls on his reserve ripcord. Nothing. He's falling faster, close to terminal, and he looks at the ground and says, "Figures. I bet the truck won't be there, either."

 

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[AmazonPanther]

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ashen1/ashen/cartoon/morph.html

 

[AmazonPanther]

To encourage an adolescent to pick up his dirty clothes, install a basketball hoop over the laundry hamper. Most likely, the kid will totally ignore it, but with a little practice you may enjoy it. “ -Marlar

 

[AmazonPanther]

“I was watching an interesting special on the Discovery Channel last night. We’ve all heard that people for centuries thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. But that got me to thinking couldn’t both views be correct? After all, that’s what happens to cheese when you leave it laying out.” -Marlar

 

[AmazonPanther]

There was a farmer who had many pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: "What do you use to feed your pigs?"

"Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?"

"Because I am from the Animals Protection Association and I think you don't feed them like you should, they shouldn't eat wastes." Then he fined the farmer.

Some days later, another person arrived and asked the same question. The farmer answered: "Well, I feed them very well. I give them salmon, caviar, shrimp, steak... why?"

"Because I am from the United Nations Organization and I think it's unfair that you feed your pigs like that when there are people dying with nothing to eat." And he fined the farmer.

Finally, another man came in and asked just the same question. The hesitant farmer answered after a few minutes: "Well, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever they want."

 

[AmazonPanther]

http://www.exploratorium.edu/exhibits/common_cents/index.html

 

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http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=21042

 

[redheadskiangel]

"Love is everything it's cracked up to be…It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for."

Erica Jong

 

[redheadskiangel]

"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."

Friedrich Nietzsche

 

[AmazonPanther]

http://connect.afi.com/site/PageServer?pagename=micro_100landing

 

[redheadskiangel]

Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends.

Czech Proverb

 

[AmazonPanther]

http://www.excuselist.com/

 

[redheadskiangel]

It’s the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter.

Marlene Dietrich

 

[redheadskiangel]

"Hope is a waking dream."

Aristotle

 

[redheadskiangel]

We need men who can dream of things that never were.

John F. Kennedy

 

[redheadskiangel]

"They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself."

Andy Warhol