Quote and whatever Game (Heaps bonus) (2)

[JoyforJESUS]

"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself anyway that you choose."
Dr. Suess

 

[living4myjesus]

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously. Hubert H. HumphreyUS politician (1911 - 1978)

 

[AmazonPanther]

Unuseless Inventions

 

[AmazonPanther]

Maze Generator

 

[AmazonPanther]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdNnEwk6bz8&mode=related&search=

 

[living4myjesus]

As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
Abraham Lincoln

 

[AmazonPanther]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dcmDscwEcI&mode=related&search=

 

[AmazonPanther]

Two carrots were going down the street, and one of 'em got run over by a car. So, the first carrot took the other to the hospital and waited outside. After a while the doctor came out and said: 'Well, I've got good news and bad news for you about your friend. The good news is, he's gonna live. The bad news is, I'm afraid he's gonna be a vegetable for the rest of his life."

 

[AmazonPanther]

“Happy graduation to all of you seniors; you are now ready to join the rest of us out there in the mainstream of life. You have our deepest sympathies.” –Marlar

 

[AmazonPanther]

"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired." --Jules Renard

 

[living4myjesus]

Q: What do astronauts listen to?
A: Nep-tune!

 

[AmazonPanther]

A very elderly gentleman of 90+ years, very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well looked-after image, walked into an upscale cocktail lounge.

Seated alone at the bar was an elderly looking 80+ year lady.

The gentleman walked over, sat alongside of her, turned to her and said, "So tell me, do I come here often?"

 

[AmazonPanther]

“I was planning a big surprise birthday party for my friend. Then I decided to just tell him about the party, then throw him a surprise no-party. It's a lot less work for me, and an even bigger surprise. After all, everybody loves a surprise on their birthday.” --Damon R. Milhem

 

[Xcarvengerx]

There is nothing right in my left brain.
There is nothing left in my right brain.

 

[AmazonPanther]

Reluctantly, a wife agreed to sell some of her husbands old neckties at a garage sale. The husband glowed with pride when one woman kept exclaiming "Perfect!" as she picked up each tie. Paying for her purchases, the woman remarked, "These will look terrific on my scarecrow."

 

[AmazonPanther]

2012 Olympic Logo

 

[AmazonPanther]

Spelling Mistakes

 

[AmazonPanther]

“Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.” --Gallagher

 

[LilBoo]

Hi

 

[rnrmachine]