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[warrrior4him007]

rember ther comerical

Where's the BEEF!!!! Wendy's Commercial

 

[AmazonPanther]

"Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have." --Ernest Haskins

 

[AmazonPanther]

Barbara Walters says Paris Hilton called her from jail and said, among other things, that she will no longer act dumb.

 

[AmazonPanther]

A little boy is walking to school one day and hears some kids talking about the yellow flower. He decides he wants to find out what it is. He gets to school and says to his teacher, "I was on my way to school and I heard some kids talking about the yellow flower. What is it?"
His teacher says, "I will not tolerate that kind of talk in my classroom! Go to the Principal's office!"
The little boy goes up to the Principal's office, and the Principal asks him, "What are you doing up here, son?"
The little boy replies, "I was on my way to school and I heard some kids talking about the yellow flower. I asked my teacher what it was and she sent me up here. What is it?"
The Principal says, "I will not have that kind of talk in my school! You are expelled from this school and every other school in the state! Get out!"
So the little boy goes home. His mother asks, "What are you doing home so early?"
"I was on my way to school and I heard some kids talking about the yellow flower. I asked my teacher what it was, and she sent me to the Principal's office, and the Principal expelled me from every school in the state. What is the yellow flower?"
His mother says, "Go up to your room! You're going to bed without dinner. I'll send your father up to talk to you when he gets home."
So the little boy goes up to his room, and about 5:00 his dad got home from work. He went up to the boy's room and said, "Your mom tells me you've been a bad boy. What did you do?"
"Well, I was on my way to school and I heard some kids talking about the yellow flower. I asked my teacher what it was, and she sent me to the principal's office, the Principal expelled me from every school in the state, and mom sent me to bed without dinner. What's the yellow flower?"
His dad says, "Get out of my house son! I don't ever want to see you again!"
The little boy is walking down the street, and a few hours later and policeman stopped him. He asked him why he was walking by himself so late at night. The little boy says, "Well, I was on my way to school and I heard some kids talking about the yellow flower. I asked my teacher what it was, and she sent me to the Principal's office, the Principal expelled me from every school in the state, mom sent me to bed without dinner, and dad kicked me out of the house. Can you tell me what the yellow flower is?"

The policeman says, "That's enough of that! You're going to jail for 99 years!"
99 years later, he comes back an old man, and decides he wants to try to find out what the yellow flower is. So he heads to his old school where it all started. As he was crossing the street, he got hit by a car and he died.
What's the moral of the story?

Look both ways before crossing the street.

 

[warrrior4him007]

bart simpson eat my shorts

 

[rmw8855]

"Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief."

Joseph Addison

 

[AmazonPanther]

http://www.blifaloo.com/

 

[warrrior4him007]

whats up dock

 

[AmazonPanther]

"Doctors will tell you that anxiety is hard on your health, and I hate when they say that because it makes me nervous." –James Lileks

 

[ApollotheLizard]

"Frodo, if you do not find a way, someone more cool and awesome looking will have to, like Aragorn."
From some Lord of the Rings parody my friends and I made.

 

[ApollotheLizard]

"Well, you try giving yourself a rude gesture. It's hard, isn't it?!" -Bartimaeus, The Bartimaeus Trilogy by Jonathon Stroud.

 

[ApollotheLizard]

This is a conversation that took place when I was explaining atheists to my friend.
Me: "Atheists are people who don't belive in any religion, and falsify them by means of science, particularly Christianity it seems. Most atheistic people have a liberal view of life."
Friend: *thinks for a few seconds* "So... does this mean... that atheists are always guilty?"
Me: "...What?"
Friend: "Well, I mean, think about it. When they go to court, they can't really swear on the Bible, can they?"
Me: *sigh*

 

[living4myjesus]

Hello!

 

[AmazonPanther]

Harry came into the office an hour late for the third time in a week. "What's the story this time, Harry?" his boss asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."

Harry sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the draw bridge got stuck. I swam across the river--see, my suit's still damp--ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Trump's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes."

"You'll have to do better than that, Harry," said the boss, You really expect me to believe that a woman can get ready in ten minutes?!?!"

 

[AmazonPanther]

”Remember, keep your compost heap moist this time of year. That way, on a windy day, your entire neighborhood can enjoy it.” -Marlar

 

[AmazonPanther]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFKaLfs68Sk&feature=dir

 

[redheadskiangel]

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
~Aristotle

 

[redheadskiangel]

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
~Erma Bombeck

 

[AmazonPanther]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1VmGjJJFrc

 

[redheadskiangel]

"Faith has to do with things that are not seen and hope with things that are not at hand."
Saint Thomas Aquinas