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OT: Favorite Seinfeld bits

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Well the part I liked was how George took the sofa and flipped the cushions over and Frank Costanza slept on it and then found out. He said to George, "You had me sleeping in urine!?"^_^

Did you know that actually happened to my Mom's couch. Some ladies stopped by to visit my mom. After they left there was a wet circle on the sofa. It's not so funny in real life. Well, it kinda is, thinking back on it.

My mom was truly in disbelief.

Anna
 
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Did you know that actually happened to my Mom's couch. Some ladies stopped by to visit my mom. After they left there was a wet circle on the sofa. It's not so funny in real life. Well, it kinda is, thinking back on it.

My mom was truly in disbelief.

Anna
Oh wow. :doh:
 
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Well the part I liked was how George took the sofa and flipped the cushions over and Frank Costanza slept on it and then found out. He said to George, "You had me sleeping in urine!?"^_^

Gotta love George. He's got it all. lol. Even urine doesn't get in his way.

George: But, but I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I got it all!!

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Gotta love George. He's got it all. lol. Even urine doesn't get in his way.

George: But, but I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I got it all!!

for he is Costanza, Lord of the Idiots
 
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Gotta love George. He's got it all. lol. Even urine doesn't get in his way.

George: But, but I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I got it all!!

Anna

What else would one expect from an architecturally-inclined marine biologist who sells latex? :D
 
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Gotta love George. He's got it all. lol. Even urine doesn't get in his way.

George: But, but I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I got it all!!

Anna

for he is Costanza, Lord of the Idiots

What else would one expect from an architecturally-inclined marine biologist who sells latex? :D

who was a member of the Van Buren Boys

And who was known as Art Kore

Yes, yes: Georgie Boy has quite a resume. lol

As Jerry said to him: "Well you've really built yourself up into something."
 
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That fire thing, the same episode with the eclaire in the trash can, classic!

And who led the way through the fire to be sure that the path was clear!
 
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That fire thing, the same episode with the eclaire in the trash can, classic!

The eclair out of the trash was priceless and very George-consistent. lol

Remember The Strongbox episode? George ate the granola bar from the sewer.



Elaine:"I'm hungry. Can you throw something down?"
Jerry,throwing down a granola bar: "All right. Here!"
Jerry, walking away from the window: "I'm gonna try and fix the buzzer."
Elaine, from the street: "It went in the sewer!"

Later:
Jerry, opening the ground floor door for George, and seeing him eating a
granola bar
: "Where did you get that?"
George: "I bought it."

And don't forget the double-dip


<George walks over to the snack table as Timmy watches him from across the room. He takes a chip from the bowl, dips it, takes a bite, and then dips again. Timmy hurriedly comes over.>

TIMMY: What are you doing?

GEORGE: What?

TIMMY: Did...did you just double-dip that chip?

GEORGE: Excuse me?

TIMMY: You double-dipped the chip!

GEORGE: "Double-dipped"? What are you talking about?

TIMMY: You dipped the chip. You took a bite. <points at the dip> And you dipped again.

GEORGE: So...?

TIMMY: That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! From now on, when you take a chip - just take one dip and end it!

GEORGE: Well, I'm sorry, Timmy...but I don't dip that way. <takes a chip.>

TIMMY: Oh, you don't, huh?

GEORGE: No. <dips the chip> You dip the way you want to dip...<bites the chip> I'll dip the way I want to dip. <dips the chip again.>

TIMMY: Gimme the chip! <Grabs George and the chip goes flying.> Gimme the chip! <They struggle in front of the snack table.>
 
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Yeah, that was the episode with George trying to save money with a bereavement airfare provided that he could get the death certificate! :p

The eclair out of the trash was priceless and very George-consistent. lol

Remember The Strongbox episode? George at the granola bar from the sewer.


Elaine:"I'm hungry. Can you throw something down?"
Jerry,throwing down a granola bar: "All right. Here!"
Jerry, walking away from the window: "I'm gonna try and fix the buzzer."
Elaine, from the street: "It went in the sewer!"

Later:
Jerry, opening the ground floor door for George, and seeing him eating a
granola bar: "Where did you get that?"
George: "I bought it."

And don't forget the double-dip


<George walks over to the snack table as Timmy watches him from across the room. He takes a chip from the bowl, dips it, takes a bite, and then dips again. Timmy hurriedly comes over.>

TIMMY: What are you doing?

GEORGE: What?

TIMMY: Did...did you just double-dip that chip?

GEORGE: Excuse me?

TIMMY: You double-dipped the chip!

GEORGE: "Double-dipped"? What are you talking about?

TIMMY: You dipped the chip. You took a bite. <points at the dip> And you dipped again.

GEORGE: So...?

TIMMY: That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! From now on, when you take a chip - just take one dip and end it!

GEORGE: Well, I'm sorry, Timmy...but I don't dip that way. <takes a chip.>

TIMMY: Oh, you don't, huh?

GEORGE: No. <dips the chip> You dip the way you want to dip...<bites the chip> I'll dip the way I want to dip. <dips the chip again.>

TIMMY: Gimme the chip! <Grabs George and the chip goes flying.> Gimme the chip! <They struggle in front of the snack table.>
 
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Yeah, that was the episode with George trying to save money with a bereavement airfare provided that he could get the death certificate! :p

This is post 134 on this Seinfeld thread. Many religious topics don't have that many posts. :confused:

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Hey, when you have heady topics like "bro" vs. "manzere," such intellectual discussions can go on in perpetuity! :p

I like the episode where Frank Costanza's lawyer wears a cape and Frank says, "well, he's a bit eccentric...lots of people wear capes!" :p

This is post 134 on this Seinfeld thread. Many religious topics don't have that many posts. :confused:

Anna
 
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This is post 134 on this Seinfeld thread. Many religious topics don't have that many posts. :confused:

Anna
Maybe you'd like to count the number of Seinfeld threads vs the number of "religious" threads?

Gurney hasn't been here long enough to tip the balance on that yet. :D
 
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I'm not trying to tip anything, Proto, just have a laugh or two. Religious is always more important!

Maybe you'd like to count the number of Seinfeld threads vs the number of "religious" threads?

Gurney hasn't been here long enough to tip the balance on that yet. :D
 
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Oh I know. I wasn't angry (tone is still in 2012 the hardest thing about internet boards, isn't it!:sorry:)...I knew you weren't jumping on me. No worries, brother. I just wanted to be clear how I just had this thread to be silly and have a laugh with fellow Seinfeld fans. I don't want anyone else to think I value it more than our faith....as someone in the catechuman stage, trust me, I am soaking everything up like a sponge! :p

This: --> :D <-- was inserted quite intentionally. ;)
 
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Oh I know. I wasn't angry (tone is still in 2012 the hardest thing about internet boards, isn't it!:sorry:)...I knew you weren't jumping on me. No worries, brother. I just wanted to be clear how I just had this thread to be silly and have a laugh with fellow Seinfeld fans. I don't want anyone else to think I value it more than our faith....as someone in the catechuman stage, trust me, I am soaking everything up like a sponge! :p
Nah, we all know you're just infilitrating the Orthodox Church, trying to get your favorite holiday, Festivus, on the calendar. :tutu:
 
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