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Who's Your Daddy

A Seminary professor was vacationing with his wife in Gatlinburg,
Tennessee. One morning, they were eating breakfast in a little restaurant, hoping to
enjoy a quiet, family meal. While they were waiting
for their food, they noticed a distinguished looking, white haired man
moving from table to table visiting with the guests. The
professor leaned over and whispered to his wife,
"I hope he doesn't come over here."

But sure enough, the man did come over to their table.
"Where are you folks from?" he asked in a friendly voice. "Oklahoma,"
they answered.

"Great to have you here in Tennessee," the stranger said.
"What do you do for a living?"

"I teach at a seminary," he replied. "Oh, so you teach
preachers how to preach, do you? Well, I've got a really good story
for you." And with that, the gentleman pulled up a chair and sat down at
the table with the couple.

The professor groaned and thought to himself,
"Great.. Just what I need--another preacher story!


The man started, "See that mountain over there?" (pointing out a
restaurant window). "Not far from the base of that mountain,
there was a boy born to an unwed mother. He had a hard time growing up, because
every place he went, he was always asked the same question, "Hey boy,
who's your daddy?" Whether he was at school, in the grocery store or drug
store, people would ask the same question. "Who's your daddy?"


He would hide at recess and lunchtime from other students. He would
avoid going in to stores because that question hurt him
so bad. When he was about 12 years old, a new preacher came to his church.
He would always go in late and slip out early to avoid hearing the question,
"Who's your daddy?"

But one day, the new preacher said the benediction so
fast, he got caught and had to walk out with the crowd. Just about the
time he got to the back door the new preacher, not knowing anything about him,
put his hand on his shoulder and asked him, "Son, who's your daddy?"


The whole church got deathly quiet. He could feel every eye in the church
looking at him. Now everyone would finally know the answer to the question,
"Who's your daddy?"

The new preacher, though, sensed the situation around
him and using discernment that only the Holy Spirit could give,
said the following to the scared little boy .

"Wait a minute!" he said. "I know who you are. I
see the family resemblance now. You are a child of God." With that, He patted
the boy on his shoulder and said, "Boy, you've got a great inheritance.
"Go and claim it. "With that, the boy smiled for the first time in a long
time and walked out the door a changed person. He was never the same
again. Whenever anybody asked him, "Who's your Daddy?" he'd just tell them, "I'm
a child of God."

The distinguished gentleman got up from the table and
said, " Isn't that a great story?" The professor responded that it really
was a great story!

As the man turned to leave, he said, "You know, if that new preacher hadn't
told me that I was one of God's children, I probably
would never have amounted to anything !" And he walked away.


The seminary professor and his wife were stunned.
He called the waitress over and asked her, "Do you know that man who just
left that was sitting at our table?" The waitress grinned and said, "Of
course. Everybody here knows him. That's Ben Hooper. He's the former governor of
Tennessee!"
 
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Hello everyone,

For clarification, some members of CF have posted on other messages boards that I was banned from this forum.

About two months ago I chose, of my own volition, to cease participation here for personal reasons. I was not suspended, nor was I banned. In fact, if I desired to start posting today, I could, because my membership is in good standing (again, you may ask any mod here, and they will tell you the same).
Regards,

Deren

P.S. I am making this post under advisement of OldShepherd. The other site has also been notified, and I am under advisement there as well. . .
 
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Well, it's time to be moving along, again. It was interesting for a couple of days, and besides, I think I've cleared up a little rumor. Just remember, though, I am leaving of my own volition. I haven't been banned, threatened, or summoned to jury duty. And it isn't because of ignorance on the part of any poster. I'm leaving because I want to, and I thank Christian Forums for the privilege in allowing me to come and to go. If anyone needs to contact me, please send me an email. Till perhaps another time, take care, and may the force (of God) be with you.;)
 
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daneel said:
Who's Your Daddy

A Seminary professor was vacationing with his wife in Gatlinburg,
Tennessee. One morning, they were eating breakfast in a little restaurant, hoping to
enjoy a quiet, family meal. While they were waiting
for their food, they noticed a distinguished looking, white haired man
moving from table to table visiting with the guests. The
professor leaned over and whispered to his wife,
"I hope he doesn't come over here."

But sure enough, the man did come over to their table.
"Where are you folks from?" he asked in a friendly voice. "Oklahoma,"
they answered.

"Great to have you here in Tennessee," the stranger said.
"What do you do for a living?"

"I teach at a seminary," he replied. "Oh, so you teach
preachers how to preach, do you? Well, I've got a really good story
for you." And with that, the gentleman pulled up a chair and sat down at
the table with the couple.

The professor groaned and thought to himself,
"Great.. Just what I need--another preacher story!


The man started, "See that mountain over there?" (pointing out a
restaurant window). "Not far from the base of that mountain,
there was a boy born to an unwed mother. He had a hard time growing up, because
every place he went, he was always asked the same question, "Hey boy,
who's your daddy?" Whether he was at school, in the grocery store or drug
store, people would ask the same question. "Who's your daddy?"


He would hide at recess and lunchtime from other students. He would
avoid going in to stores because that question hurt him
so bad. When he was about 12 years old, a new preacher came to his church.
He would always go in late and slip out early to avoid hearing the question,
"Who's your daddy?"

But one day, the new preacher said the benediction so
fast, he got caught and had to walk out with the crowd. Just about the
time he got to the back door the new preacher, not knowing anything about him,
put his hand on his shoulder and asked him, "Son, who's your daddy?"


The whole church got deathly quiet. He could feel every eye in the church
looking at him. Now everyone would finally know the answer to the question,
"Who's your daddy?"

The new preacher, though, sensed the situation around
him and using discernment that only the Holy Spirit could give,
said the following to the scared little boy .

"Wait a minute!" he said. "I know who you are. I
see the family resemblance now. You are a child of God." With that, He patted
the boy on his shoulder and said, "Boy, you've got a great inheritance.
"Go and claim it. "With that, the boy smiled for the first time in a long
time and walked out the door a changed person. He was never the same
again. Whenever anybody asked him, "Who's your Daddy?" he'd just tell them, "I'm
a child of God."

The distinguished gentleman got up from the table and
said, " Isn't that a great story?" The professor responded that it really
was a great story!

As the man turned to leave, he said, "You know, if that new preacher hadn't
told me that I was one of God's children, I probably
would never have amounted to anything !" And he walked away.


The seminary professor and his wife were stunned.
He called the waitress over and asked her, "Do you know that man who just
left that was sitting at our table?" The waitress grinned and said, "Of
course. Everybody here knows him. That's Ben Hooper. He's the former governor of
Tennessee!"

:thumbsup:

Nice story, Daneel. :)
 
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Deren said:
Well, it's time to be moving along, again. It was interesting for a couple of days, and besides, I think I've cleared up a little rumor. Just remember, though, I am leaving of my own volition. I haven't been banned, threatened, or summoned to jury duty. And it isn't because of ignorance on the part of any poster. I'm leaving because I want to, and I thank Christian Forums for the privilege in allowing me to come and to go. If anyone needs to contact me, please send me an email. Till perhaps another time, take care, and may the force (of God) be with you.;)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.....like we have'nt heard or said that ourselves before.

See ya!

(in a couple weeks)

;)

<><


p.s. thanx Skylark
 
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Hi!

Just passing through, looking for a place to make my home on these forums, as there are so many boards!! LOL! Hardest thing is what top say to people cos i don't know what has been said before on the gazillion pages in a topic. Don't want to repeat what has been said already see. hehe!
 
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yellowmongoose said:
Hi!

Just passing through, looking for a place to make my home on these forums, as there are so many boards!! LOL! Hardest thing is what top say to people cos i don't know what has been said before on the gazillion pages in a topic. Don't want to repeat what has been said already see. hehe!
Welcome to ChristianForums and UTD, yellowmongoose! :hug:

This is an interesting place, but one gets used to it, if it is your bag, that is. What are your interests?
 
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I can't add anything to this. The title is, God spilled paint.

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The east side of the Carrizo Plain in the Temblor Range, about 50 miles due west of Bakersfield CA
 
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Well, I'm off in a few minutes to take the family camping for the weekend!

I have a lamb casserole for lunch sitting on top of the exhaust manifold, so it should be nice and slow cooked by the time we get to our destination. Tonight we will have damper and roast pork with potatoes and pumpkin cooked in the camp oven. Breakfast will be bacon, sausages and eggs cooked by the kids.

Tomorrow we'll do a bit of bushwalking. There's nothing that could be better this time of year than hiking through the Australian bush!

I'll post some piccies when I get back.
 
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Jenda said:
:D


(Remember when the Doctor's TARDIS materialized within the Master's? How eerie was that?)

Do ya think it's in one of these I found at the local library? :scratch:

There's a show for every Saturday nite for the next year+!!!

Cool, id'nt it?

:cool:
 

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daneel said:
Do ya think it's in one of these I found at the local library? :scratch:

There's a show for every Saturday nite for the next year+!!!

Cool, id'nt it?

:cool:
Oh, you are soooo lucky!

Can I come and visit you next Saturday if I bring the popcorn? :wave:
 
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If you need daughters to fit in here I ought to fit right in I have 4. The oldest is married and about to make me a grandpa in October not that I'm excited or anything :clap: . The next oldest is getting ready to go on a mission. The next oldest is going to college. She decided to go to a local college to study Nuclear Engineering so we get to see her on the weekends. The youngest just started HS. My wife and I have been very blessed we haven't had a single problem with any of them. Well I mean a single Major problem.

We're trying to adopt an older orphan from Guatamala that my family met when they were voluteer teaching down there. We've been trying to for 3 years now and it is frusterating, but I can't imagine how it must be for him. He is as old as my youngest daughter.

When we were young I used to think that it was neat that the kids would be done with HS by the time I was 50 :confused::doh:

I don't feel any older than I did when I was 13. I heard it said that a man reaches 13 and then starts to fake acting older than he really feels (except for my knees I know they aren't 13).
 
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The next oldest is going to college. She decided to go to a local college to study Nuclear Engineering so we get to see her on the weekends.

My daughter is 11, and I'll be 58 when she graduates. :sigh:

Which college is she going to? We have a nuke plant on campus where I work. I see Homer every day carrying his lunchbox to work.

I don't feel any older than I did when I was 13. I heard it said that a man reaches 13 and then starts to fake acting older than he really feels (except for my knees I know they aren't 13).

Don't worry. You're still a young pup. One morning, you'll just wake up permanantly tired.

<><
 
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daneel said:
My daughter is 11, and I'll be 58 when she graduates. :sigh:

Don't worry. You're still a young pup. One morning, you'll just wake up permanantly tired.

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My daughter is 7, and I will be 60, :eek: , when she graduates. :cry:
 
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daneel said:
My daughter is 11, and I'll be 58 when she graduates. :sigh:

Which college is she going to? We have a nuke plant on campus where I work. I see Homer every day carrying his lunchbox to work.



Don't worry. You're still a young pup. One morning, you'll just wake up permanantly tired.

<><

She is going to the University of New Mexico, it is right in the heart of Nuclear land with Sandia and Los Alamos Nat. Labs.

I wake up tired now, Don't tell me it is going to get worse.:eek:
 
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