Make a wish...

[Sadiegrl]

*psh simon cant touch this! *

You make it to writing your first great american novel, and when your rough draft is finished you start to take it to your publisher to see what he thinks so far, and on your way you trip over a crack to send your pages sprawling into a community puddle of dog pee and you are too disgusted and upset to gather everything together again...sorry

I wish for it to be 4:30 already so i can get off work!

 

[Kol]

Granted. You fell asleep, and it's now 4:30 AM. You've drooled all over everything while you were dreaming about break-dancing, and security has locked you in the building.

I wish dog pee made a novel better.

 

[Sadiegrl]

lol granted, it gives that extra spice to it and a poignant scent that captures the attention of all who read it! Way to get noticed!

I wish i had a jet that could take off in an upward motion so i could park it my backyard

 

[8462]

Granted but the engines went out in it and it doesn't fly anymore

I wish for tomorrow to be here already

 

[Kol]

Granted. Time collapses and the past and future are melded together. Tomorrow was yesterday, and next friday you'll be 8 again.

I wish there was a hot tub here in the guardshack.

 

[Sadiegrl]

granted! and as a special treat it comes already full! full of really large hairy men that is!

I wish i had purple eyes

 

[8462]

granted but the guy in the tub next to you is the one supplying the bubbles

I wish i had a red truck

 

[Kol]

granted! and as a special treat it comes already full! full of really large hairy men that is!

I wish i had purple eyes

Granted. You have purple eyes, and very light, fair blonde hair, and...you are a fairy elf. You get eaten by ogres the day before your wedding.

I wish i had a red truck

Granted. It can't run but sits in your front yard and serves as a jungle-gym for your dogs.

I wish...I wish I was a kid again.

 

[Sadiegrl]

granted! you are now a small child still in diapers and your new wife has to change them....now you can never say she doesnt do s* for you!!!! lol

I wish for a giant unpoppable bubble in front of my work to appear after i leave so we can never come back!!!

 

[8462]

granted but the bubble only covers the front door so you have to start using the back door to get into work which makes you walk longer

I wish my husband would come see me at the library

 

[jelvenko]

Granted. But, he gets kicked out for trying to talk to you in the library.

I wish my hiccups would go away.

 

[8462]

granted but now you can't stop sneezing

I wish greyhound buses didn't take so long to get to the bus station

 

[jelvenko]

I sneeze almost all the time anyway due to allergies. So that's not a problem.

Granted. The bus arrives at the station on time! BUT you forgot to set your clock back an hour for Daylight Savings Time, and miss the bus completely!


I wish that I could get rid of the mouse living in my stove!

 

[Sadiegrl]

granted. you call an exterminator who successfully removes the rodent, but he accidently leaves behind an ant infestation...eeww

I wish i could walk on water

 

[crystaldaun]

granted! but now you have perminately pruney feet!

i wish i didn't have to get up in 5 hours!

 

[Sadiegrl]

Granted, while you were sleeping your clock stopped and without realizing it you slept in and ended up late for work or wherever but you got more sleep

I wish I could be really good at math without trying

 

[jelvenko]

Granted. You go on "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" because of your mathematical genius. But you forget how to do everything else you learned in school. The first question you are asked is "what is the capitol of the United States?" and you get it wrong.


I wish that I had a nice big juicy hamburger for lunch instead of left over pizza... AGAIN!

 

[Kol]

Granted. You get the one I got last year, a big Bubba burger, complete with a worm inside.

I wish my weiner wasn't so hot...this microwave works too darn well.

 

[Sadiegrl]

oook...you can have my the one that was cooked in my microwave...which isnt very good, and it will be warmish !

I wish to find a secret garden...

 

[Kol]

It's three miles in the woods, full of marijuana, and you are shot for seeing it. Wish granted.

I wish I could crawl like Spiderman.