Make a wish...

[jelvenko]

Granted. You can crawl like spiderman, but unfortunately still have to deal with the law of gravity and end up in the ER with both your legs broken because you fell off the side of a building.


I wish that the light in our bedroom would work so that I wasn't always stuck using a lamp.

 

[Sadiegrl]

granted! you now have an extremely bright hallogen light and have no need for a lamp or any other light in your house!! lol ur own personal sun

I wish my boyfriend was superman

 

[ernest_theweedwhackerguy]

Granted, but he now has no self control, and women throw themselves at him. (No nice genie today)

I wish.... I had a pop machine in my house.

 

[Sadiegrl]

*good thing hes like a rock so those women just end up hurting themselves and fall off hehe*

granted! you have a pop/soda machine but it doesnt work....

I wish for a magical my little pony thats life size!!

 

[Kol]

Granted. The enhanted pony magically appears in your room late one summer...dead. The smell is horrible, and the pony is life-sized. Too bad.

I wish I was a little more competent.

 

[Sadiegrl]

oh geez thats hilarious and sad... Granted, you are a little better at what you do but you lose your previous gracefulness and are now back to being clumsy.

I wish for my own house, a nice one...

 

[Sketcher]

You get a nice house of your own. It's also haunted.

I wish I was 100% healthy.

 

[Sadiegrl]

Granted! you are in perfect health, in fact you are more like 150% healthy and doctors and scientists are amazed at your exceptional health and strength and have taken you against your will to study you.

I wish for a big play house made of cheese and big furry costumes to play house mouse in!

 

[Sadiegrl]

*bleh double posting*

 

[TheReasoner]

Granted! you are in perfect health, in fact you are more like 150% healthy and doctors and scientists are amazed at your exceptional health and strength and have taken you against your will to study you.

I wish for a big play house made of cheese and big furry costumes to play house mouse in!

Granted. Alas, your neighbor is a slightly mad cyberneticist, and has just taken the brain of a cat, and stuffed it into a huge cat-bot the size of a bus. Which then wants to eat you... And succeeds, too...

I wish I could exchange my sensory organs with superior artificial ones which - to other people - look like regular (human) sensory organs.

 

[Sadiegrl]

Granted, you have your sensory organs exchanged with superior ones...however you didnt have your hypothalamus exchanged and so your control center isnt compatible with your artificial organs and your body goes into severe shock sending you into a comma...sorry but you ruined my cheese house!

I wish to be manager of my apartment complex...so stuff would get done!!!

 

[peace in the vally]

granted but you have no tenents to manage so the money doesn't come in so you are fired and are forced to move

I wish I could have a real dog with out any problems

 

[Sadiegrl]

granted you get a real dog without problems but you are only petsitting and cant keep him...


I wish i could have a phone that i could speak to God...

 

[RachieCat]

God-phone invented but he talks to you in tongues.
I wish my guy would tell me what he would like for his birthday.

 

[Kol]

Granted, he wants to join the Foreign Legion.

I wish I had a tail. (A fluffy one, please.)

 

[Sadiegrl]

granted! You grow a really long, fluffy, darkred tail and it happens to be uncontrollable and is mischevious...always grabbing people and such. lol

I wish for a horse that changed colors like in the wizard of oz

 

[Kol]

Granted. However, you develop a strong allergy to horse hair and dander, and are miserable every day you spend with the animal...which is truly a magnificent beast.

I wish people would learn to chill out a bit.

 

[Canadian Eh?]

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[Breakaway_republic]

Granted, there would be no difference between man and woman.

I wish I could move up north, where it actually SNOWS... instead of rains 100% of the time and is HOT [IE: mean temperature for coldest month... probably a whopping 67ºF]!

 

[kittysbecute]

Granted, there would be no difference between man and woman.

That's the only way I could think to grant that wish.

I wish I could move up north, where it actually SNOWS... instead of rains 100% of the time and is HOT [IE: mean temperature for coldest month... probably a whopping 67ºF]!

Granted, you moved up north where it snows all the time, unfortunately you don't have a heater, and it's difficult to find wood to burn, and you didn't think ahead to pack warm clothes.


I wish I was already moved into my apartment.