Make a wish...

[Sadiegrl]

granted, but some other type of group is infamous...there will never be peace on earth...depressing but historically correct and current.Cant wait for Christ to back!!

I wish for the ability (time and money related) to travel the world!

 

[Kol]

Granted. You are now a chaplain in the US army.

I wish Dr. Pepper was free.

 

[DoesAnybodyHearHer]

granted but theres nothing in the cans/bottles

i wish i could live in a fairy tale

 

[Snowyyy]

Granted, but you are bored of the fairy tale and you can't come out of it.

I wish for a good weather always... and no more global warming.

 

[Kol]

Granted. You find yourself on the surface of Mars, which has no global warming, and which the Lord your God has pronounced as "good".

I wish I wasn't such a clutz at times.

 

[Sadiegrl]

granted, you are now as graceful as a sugar plum fairy and are in high demand at all the ballets! You are now known for your graceful legs in tights! lol

i wish for the knowledge and wisdom of God, like king solomon had!

 

[Kol]

granted, you are now as graceful as a sugar plum fairy and are in high demand at all the ballets! You are now known for your graceful legs in tights! lol

How could you, lol?!

Okay, wish granted. You now have the knowledge and wisdom of God...just like Solomon. Unfortunately, you also have Solomon's ability to use this. You end up in a trailer park with a husband and three ex's, 12 kids (3 boys, 9 girls), some cows, a rooster, and a couple of she-goats.

I wish it was the 80's all over again.

 

[Sadiegrl]

trailer park?! YES! lol

granted its the 80's again....but only in your mind....and everyone confirms the rumors of you being crazy...

i wish for a guinea pig farm!

 

[Kol]

Granted. You have one-in the trailer.

Seriously, why do you want guinea pigs?

I wish the guy we just got for trespassing wasn't on drugs.

 

[Sadiegrl]

lol i like the noise they make...they look like squeaky toys...and they sound like em too!

granted, hes not on drugs, hes just plastered drunk, hope thats better lol!

i wish for really really long hair for one day....i wanna do something like rapunzel

 

[Rhododendron]

Delete

 

[Sadiegrl]

granted! but it becomes uncontrollable, so any time you look at someone, your head spins around, freaking everyone out around you lol

i wish i was a mermaid

 

[Snowyyy]

Granted but you don't know how to swim.

I wish I wasn't stupid.

 

[Rhododendron]

Delete

 

[Sadiegrl]

granted! you now have a mans voice


i wish i was flexible so i could sit in a box of any size...if i wanted to.

 

[Rhododendron]

Delete

 

[Sadiegrl]

lol i think thats a great resume! and granted, your tummy is now a keg full of pop(we call it soda in calif) and when you get mad, you pound on your keg tummy like a drum and everyone is intimidated by your metal gut! lol

I wish i could speak to animals

 

[DoesAnybodyHearHer]

granted...but they follow you everywhere and wont leave you alone

i wish i had my own private jet with a onboard theatre and massive chocolate fountain

 

[Sadiegrl]

granted! but now you are stuck with me in your jet eating your chocolate!!! lol

I wish that my daughter has a good birthday today! (dont mess up this wish lol) she is 3 today! bleh i'm working though...

 

[Kol]

Granted, she has a terrific birthday, at least by her standards. Have fun cleaning up the speghetti and finger paint which she's smeared all over your walls and furniture. (I know, this is everyday, right?)

I wish I was fluent in German.