Make a wish...

[Sadiegrl]

she actually likes to be clean lol, but loves to leave her toys everywhere...

you are fluent in German, so fluent in fact that no one wants to be around you becuz you fling spit everywhere while talking with the accent. lol....personal experience with a german....spit flingers!

i wish my cat was 3xs bigger than she is and extremely fluffy...just so i could have a good laugh

 

[Kol]

Granted. Your cat is now 3x as big and 5x as fluffy. You have to shear her twice a year, and the presence of an enormous shaved kat makes all your friends uneasy.

I wish I could train animals to fight my battle for me.

 

[8462]

granted but after the animals fight your battle they turn on you. . .

I wish this thread would end. . . Do you know how long it took me to read all those things?

 

[Kol]

Lol, you dope! You read them all?!

I wish my beautiful wife would bring me a lunch.

 

[8462]

granted but you will have to wait a few more minutes until she decides to get off CF

I wish my husband would send me a pm

 

[Kol]

granted but after the animals fight your battle they turn on you. . .

One of my deepest and most primal fears, lol.

 

[jelvenko]

Granted. But it's to tell you that he is going to be working a double shift, and won't be home until 4 AM.


I wish that I could find what page the last post I made in this thread was on so that I could see how that wish got ruined...

 

[Sadiegrl]

granted, you found the page, but at that moment your computer freezes and reboots and you didnt remember what page number it was...

I wish i had a huge uber sword that i could keep in my house for show and protection....i'm a mean sword weilder lol...but seriously

 

[Rhododendron]

Delete

 

[Sadiegrl]

ahahahaha yes! sword leg! good thing i've got good balance, ex-ballerina!

Granted! whatever you eat, instead of being a small bite, it turns back into whole in your tummy and gives you serious problems passing it! lol sorry!

I wish i could breathe under water

 

[Kol]

Granted, but life in the Deleware River is nasty.

I wish someone hadn't spilled coke on the keyboar d.

 

[Sadiegrl]

granted! dr.pepper was instead spilled lol

I wish i had reception in my office for my cellphone

 

[Kol]

Granted. The IT department installs a miniature tower in your office, and 30 years from now you grow a third arm from the radiation.

I wish my brain had a firewall for all the stupidity in the world.

 

[Sadiegrl]

hahaha that would actually be quite handy! haha pun intended

granted! unfortunately since there is so much stupidity and ignorance a very large firwall has to be installed and thus leaving you with a serious abnormally large head!

i wish i was a faerie!

 

[Rhododendron]

Delete

 

[Sketcher]

They're trained to use the toilet. But they keep falling in.

I wish I was free of all my vices.

 

[Rhododendron]

Delete

 

[Rhododendron]

Delete

 

[Sadiegrl]

**hehe elton john!**

Granted, there are now severe laborers pulling in the front and pushing from the back while other are seated comfortably...and i get to stand in front making "woo woo" sounds!

I wish that i could break dance lol

 

[Kol]

Granted. You can, and you are so proud of your ability (and misguided in your estimation of your singing talents) that you go on television to prove your worth. Simon is not kind.

I wish I could get around to writing my great american novel.