I'll be happy to remove them for you! You seem determined to learn things the hard way. It should be fun for you. So your little toe happens to be tiny. My cousin could cross his toes just like most "normal" people cross their fingers. The design may be good, but your foot, a sad variant of what it should be.
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EFFECT OF GROUND FORCES UPON THE NAIL AND RELATED STRUCTURES
Static When a toe pulp is loaded in standing, the pulp of the toe will transmit pressure to the underside of
the nail plate. T
his feeds back proprioceptive information to the brain upon attitude of stance in order to
maintain balance and stand erect. The correctly trimmed nail will resist that pressure and control the
position of the pulp. If the nail were to be trimmed too short the pulp and sulci would rise vertically
upwards in front of the distal cut edge and medial and lateral corners of the nail, presenting an ill-deined
sot tissue mound through which the nail plate will inexorably attempt to advance.
Motive When the foot functions normally in gait with propulsive toes the distal end of the digits will be
rolled against the ground so as to sequentially load the toe pulp. Pressure will noimally be transmitted
through the pulp to the underside of the nail plate. As toe of approaches the pulp pressure will lastly be
distally applied beneath the hyponychium and nail free edge. If the free edge is positioned correctly, the
compressive pressure upon the pulp will fall away as the load finally transfers to the apical aspect and toe
off occurs. But, if the free edge is cut too far back there will be no control of the pulp at this late stage.
The pulp will be expressed vertically beyond the plane in which the nail would have exerted control, thus
effectively rising up in front of the nail plate. Now, at the distal end of the nail plate are the medial and
lateral comers of the nail plate lying within the nail sulci. Gait dynamics force the uncontrolled, too-
flexible pulp and sulci onto the short nail plate edge and corners, which must take the pulp pressure. This
pressure is sometimes the origin of the onychocryptotic nail. Note that the pulp and sulci are pressed onto
the nail edge and corners, not the innocent nail through the pulp."